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Here he goes old year,
Let him take it with him
All the troubles and sorrows
Sex in which you didn't cum
And creaky beds
A headache is no good.
The burden of paying off debts
Empty wallets
Greedy, slanderous clients,
Unloved competitors
Sticks that get into the wheels
From the brains of other prosthetics,
That love that is unanswered
The snow that falls in summer
Cockroaches in the kitchen
The sparks that have already gone out
The woodpeckers that are killing us,
Let him take it with him.
The old year is leaving...
Well, to hell with it!

A little more and the chimes will strike
We will be told that the old year
Having said goodbye to us, irrevocably
It will quietly become a thing of the past.
But still, he is still with us,
Let's raise a toast to this year!
Achieved a lot with friends
And how much more awaits us!
The year gave sweet moments,
Allowed us to taste good fortune,
And epiphanies visited us,
And so many problems solved!
For the old year we raise
Glasses of good wine.
We see him off with honor,
We drink to the dregs for the old year!

The clock is knocking. The old year is passing.
Its last pages are rustling...
What was good - let it not go away,
Well, let the bad things not happen again!

The old year is passing away
Leaves without return
The thread of worries goes away,
Which we don't need
And it will sink into oblivion,
What we wanted
Who was in love and was loved.
Unexpectedly - unexpectedly,
Names go away
Moments, looks, songs
Time is passing.
Where it was so wonderful!
Goodbye, Old Year,
Goodbye, no goodbye
New Year is coming to us
And makes promises!

The year is passing. There's just a little bit left.
The arrow jumps briskly towards twelve.
And now I want a few words
Tell you about the old one, the one leaving.
He did not bring us new eras,
Didn’t bring us any global breakthroughs,
But in his own way he was not bad,
And it’s a little sad to say goodbye.
And, seeing him off now,
Remembering the past year,
Let's conclude: it's a pity that from us
He - we are used to him - leaves.
But one thing is certain:
If the old one remained, then perhaps
Could we meet someone new?
And without a meeting, what is a holiday?!
The old always owes something new
Pass the baton at the right time.
Sometimes he brought us joy.
Old year - and thanks for that!

May it be under the pre-dawn sky!
You will feel sad for a minute:
The year goes by unnoticed
And it won't come back.
There is no boundary between the years
Because every year
The old happiness is preserved
New happiness comes.

Goodbye old year!
Tired old year!
You've been with us too long!
We will remember you now
And we take you to the gate.
Take the trouble with you
And sadness and loss,
So that we don't have them
In the coming year!
And they had a generous table,
Circle of friends, family and loved ones,
Beauty, health, strength
And good luck one hundred percent!
Was the old year not bad?
Or was it one of the worst -
The new one will definitely be better
God has already thought of it that way.
It's midnight to five,
A flock of snowflakes froze...
The old year has almost melted away...
Well, have a nice trip!

At the festive table, it is customary to say some wishes to the guests, and the most popular of them are toasts. Darlike offers you various toast on New Year 2019 that will help you express your inner feelings, lift the spirits of all guests and decorate the holiday.

New Year's Eve is a time of fun, joy, and a pleasant pastime. Therefore, here you will find the most interesting, cool toasts for the New Year.

By the way, don’t forget to send it to those who cannot be with you at this holiday table.

Each of us represents half of humanity, which is always looking for the other - said the ancient Greek sage Aristophanes. We live in hope of a happy meeting. I wish everyone who has not yet met their other half to definitely find it in the new year!

As you know, a person learns all his life. He learns every year, and every year, probably, he becomes a little smarter... Which means, for sure, the years also learn something - from a person and from each other. So let's drink to each next year learning only good things from the previous one!

Cool toasts for the New Year 2019

Life is like New Year's garland- As soon as one light bulb burns out, all the others go out. If one thing doesn’t work out for a person, everything falls out of hand. So let's drink to the fact that the garland of bright events in our lives shimmers with all colors and never burns out! Here's to not burning out next year!

Life has limits, it is short, but dreams are limitless. You yourself are walking along the road, but your dream is already at home. You yourself go to your beloved, and the dream is already in her arms. You yourself live at this hour, that dream flies away for many years to come. She flies further than the line where life ends in darkness. She flies into the centuries. So let's drink to making all our dreams come true in the new year!

Let's drink to Father Frost and the Snow Maiden: for as long as I can remember, they don't get sick, don't grow old, and there's always money for gifts! For us to be like that too!

One sage said: “The most amazing thing about a person is that he often grieves over the lost state, but as his life passes, he is not upset.” Let's drink so that every day of the new year passes brightly and usefully!

At this table all the women are beautiful, like Snow Maidens. But I would like to wish that, unlike them,
the hearts of our women were warmed by love for us men in the New Year. To the beautiful and loving Snow Maidens!

In the New Year, may our lives be pure, like a drop of spring water, and happiness playful, like champagne in this crystal glass!

Short toasts for the New Year

Let's raise our glasses so that seeing off the old year will be different from seeing off a train at the station: the departing train takes away friends and loved ones, and the passing year will bring them to us! Let's drink so that it will always be like this!

Let's drink to the fact that in the New Year the tables will be bursting with abundance, and the beds - with love!

Let's drink to the only day of the year when you can sit on a Christmas tree... and not be in the forest! Here's to the New Year!

Twice for the same ones... New Years are not coming! You cannot celebrate the same New Year twice... So let's drink to the timeliness, inevitability and uniqueness of this recurring holiday! Here's to the New Year!

What does the glass consist of? From a support and a drink bowl. What does a person consist of? From the body - the material support and the soul - the spiritual cup. Let's drink so that in the new year our glasses will be filled more often with wonderful wine, and the cups of our souls with wonderful feelings!

Mother asks adult daughter: - What do you expect from the New Year? - I don’t really know either. I want something... Either seeds, or... getting married! Let's drink to everyone having everything in the New Year, including seeds!

I want to drink so that after the twelfth stroke of the clock, your best last year will become your worst next year!

May we have as many good and joyful events next year, as many good and wonderful deeds, as many lights burn in our New Year's garland!

They ask one electrician if his profession is interesting? - My profession is, of course, interesting, but dangerous. Connect the wrong wires, for example, and you'll get fucked! So let's drink to the fact that in the new year life will not enter into intimate relationships with us!

Funny New Year's toasts 2019

The old year is passing... I would like to say a lot of good words, wish you happiness. May your life be easy next year, May you forget grief and misfortune!

What does the glass consist of? From a support and a drink bowl. What does a person consist of? From the body - the material support and the soul - the spiritual cup. Let's drink so that in the new year our glasses will be filled more often with wonderful wine, and the cups of our souls with wonderful feelings!

One sage said: “The most amazing thing about a person is that he often grieves over the lost state, but as his life passes, he is not upset.” Let's drink so that every day of the new year passes brightly and usefully.

Many people know that in Italy there is a tradition before the New Year of throwing old and unnecessary things that have become boring during the year out of the window. We, of course, are not in Italy, but this custom is so good that I would like to invite you all to throw out of your memory old grievances, quarrels, bad deeds, envy, infidelity, ingratitude as unnecessary trash. If we do all this, it turns out that only warm and Nice memories about the old year. Let's remember it this way, and then the new year will be better than the last!

May we be in harmony with everyone in the new year, and above all with ourselves!

Happy New Year! One man is asked: - Why do you wear shoes two sizes smaller? He answers: - On purpose. My wife is not beautiful. Besides, she's evil. Cooks badly! The son is a loser! My mother-in-law is a witch!... The only joy I have in life is when I take off my shoes in the evening! Let's drink to the fact that we will have other joys in the new year!

Two people are talking. - How do you live? - asks one. “In different ways,” he answers. - When I feel bad, an ambulance comes. And when I feel good, the police come! We're having fun now, okay, so we should expect... the police to arrive. And yet, let's drink to a good New Year!

May you have many new friends in the new year, a new high-paying job, a new car, a new country villa in which you can sit, as of old, with our old circle of friends and spend the old year!

Let's raise our glasses so that seeing off the old year will be different from seeing off a train at the station: the departing train takes away friends and loved ones, and the passing year will bring them to us! Let's drink so that it will always be like this!

Let's drink to Father Frost and the Snow Maiden: for as long as I can remember, they don't get sick, don't grow old, and there's always money for gifts! For us to be like that too!

Each of us represents half of humanity, which is always looking for the other, said the ancient Greek sage Aristophanes. We live in hope of a happy meeting. I wish everyone who has not yet met their other half to definitely find it in the new year!

Let's drink to the fact that in the coming year the crisis will come only for the funeral service bureau!

Friends! I propose to thank the old year for the bright legacy it left - for moments of joy, love, success and invaluable experience for the mind and professionalism. Now let's drink so that we can preserve and increase all the good things in the new year!

Santa Claus made a snowman and he was left with snow. Santa Claus asks:
- what else do you need to make?
The snowman answers:
- I have everything, only happiness is missing. Are you going blind?
Santa Claus took the snow and gave it to the snowman with the words:
- everyone must create happiness for themselves!
I suggest you drink to happiness, which is different for everyone!

Once Santa Claus blinded himself a snowman assistant and he was left with a small snowball. “What else do you need to make, my friend? - asked Santa Claus. The snowman thought: he has arms, he has legs, he has a head, he even has a nose made of carrots. Then he said: “Make me happy!” But Santa Claus, who had seen a lot in his lifetime, knew that everyone has their own happiness and said: “There is snow on you, make your own happiness.” So, in the coming year, may we have the opportunity to create our happiness the way each of us imagines it.

Let's drink to the past, to the future, to our friends who are near us and far from us, let them remain just as devoted, and also to bright dreams, so that they come true in the New Year!

A dog was lost in Africa. She walked and saw a lion. The dog got scared and went to the pile of bones. When the lion approached there, the dog yawned and said:
- how delicious this lion was!
The lion was afraid that his dog would eat the same thing and ran away. The monkey saw all this, caught up with the lion and told him the truth. Then the lion offered friendship to the monkey and put it on his back. They approach the dog, and the dog says:
- where is this monkey who promised to bring me another lion for dinner?!
I propose to drink to resourcefulness, and so that we do not get lost in the most difficult situations.

They say that it is better to lose something than never have it. I want to raise this glass so that in this coming New Year we will never lose happiness and never have worries! Let us have only happy moments of life this year!

Dear boss, I’m glad that in our company jokes about the behavior of superiors are not relevant! I raise this glass to your wisdom and unquestioning respect for every employee. Thank you for making me go to work with nothing but joy in 2017!

Father Frost and the Snow Maiden are always young, always beautiful and cheerful. They always have money to buy and give gifts to everyone. So I will say briefly: let us live like this! Happy New Year!

Let's drink wine and love women, rejoice and laugh. We'll drink soda and read sermons tomorrow!

The departing train takes away our friends and family. And the passing year takes with it problems and troubles. So let the New Year become a coming train, bringing with it friends, happiness and fun.

Why was Solomon wise? Because he had many wives with whom he consulted. Why are we unhappy? Because we have one wife, with whom we never consult. Let's not forget the wisdom of our ancestors in the New Year!

New Year is a holiday of contrast: it’s frosty, snowy, dark outside, but at home it’s sunny, fun, warm, the Christmas tree is decorated, the table is festive. We wish that this contrast will be carried through the whole year, and no matter how the winds and storms rage, no matter how uncomfortable it may be around, your soul will always be sunny and warm!

Many countries have their own new year traditions. For example, in Italy old things are thrown out of the house. And I suggest that we all throw out old grievances, problems and misunderstandings from our souls. And may this New Year give us only love and respect for each other.

Let's drink to:
To have a super cool year,
So that everyone is healthy,
To live in goodness, in abundance
And so that you can pursue your dreams without looking back!

Let's raise our glasses so that seeing off the old year will be different from seeing off a train at the station: the departing train takes away friends and loved ones, and the passing year will bring them to us! Let's drink so that it will always be like this!

Let Santa Claus have a crimson nose
He will make a contribution to the savings book for us,
Snow Maiden secretly all year
Gives him good cognac,
And Santa Claus is out of the bag
The currency snowball will shake!

One day three wanderers were walking. Night caught them on the way. They saw the house and knocked. The owner opened it to them:
- Who you are?
- Health, Love and Wealth. Let us in for the night.
- It's a pity, but we only have one free place. I’ll go and consult with my family about which of you to let in.
The sick mother said: “Let’s let Health in.” The daughter suggested letting Love in, and the wife - Wealth. While they were arguing, the wanderers disappeared.
So let's drink to the fact that in the new year there will always be a place in our home for Health, Love and Wealth!

Many people know that in Italy there is a tradition before the New Year of throwing old and unnecessary things that have become boring during the year out of the window. We, of course, are not in Italy, but this custom is so good that I would like to invite you all to throw out of your memory old grievances, quarrels, bad deeds, envy, infidelity, ingratitude as unnecessary trash. If we do all this, it will turn out that only warm and pleasant memories of the old year remain in our memory. Let's remember it this way, and then the new year will be no worse than the last!

Celebrating the New Year is always a summing up of the old. But no matter how the experience is interpreted, its highest philosophy is simple and boils down to one phrase: “Live and rejoice!” Let's drink to the joys that life gives us!

On this night, on the eve of the New Year, I would like to thank you for your uncomplaining support. May your dreams come true with every chime, may Santa Claus bring you hundreds of reasons to smile, and may your pockets be filled with a well-deserved reward for your efforts. Be happy, dear!

Toasts - not a single feast is complete without them. New Year's Eve. We present to your attention a thematic selection of toasts for the New Year 2016 - the best funny and original toasts from the playful Monkey.

Let's raise our glasses with you,

So that happiness knocks on our house in the New Year,

Swept away sorrows and troubles so that they could be powdered,

And the Year of the Monkey was good for us!

I want the New Year's holiday

It was more fun than last year!

For joy, mood, courage,

For the New Year's entourage -

Treats, including bananas,

For the Year of the Monkey 2016!

On this New Year's holiday

Santa Claus will come, you prankster,

Only this time without my granddaughter,

Monkeys are things!

This year she is the mistress,

So please please her!

Let's raise a toast to your patience,

New Year's mood!

On New Year's Eve

A toast to miracles and magic

I'm happy to raise

And I wish everyone on earth -

Let miracles enter every home,

And lights will be lit all around it.

The people had fun and sang,

There was a round dance around the Christmas tree,

The monkey was happy

We will greet her with bread and salt.

My New Year's toast

It will be short and simple:

For health with love,

And for friendship with my mother-in-law!

Behind fun days and for the Christmas tree lights!

For fun and laughter and for the fallen snow!

Wonderful mood, interesting celebration!

Well, in the year of the Monkey, let Santa Claus shower you with heavenly manna.

Let's drink to this!

New Year 2016 is the year of the Monkey, which means we will have to say goodbye to the goat and welcome the hot, fiery, downright fiery Monkey with open arms! In order for us to be lucky in the new year, we need to leave all the bad in the old, and take all the good into the New Year. And so that it multiplies, make a sacrifice to the new housewife of the year - decorate the house festively and brightly, as the new housewife of the year likes, and buy various overseas sweets, set the table beautifully and invite more friends. There is a wonderful one New Year's omen- how more people If you bring joy in the New Year, the more prosperous you will live it! Let's drink to prosperity, so that there will be no aftertaste from the guests, so that order reigns in all areas of life, and in the new year 2016 we have a lot of health, joy, love and money!

Let's this New Year

We'll drink so we don't have to worry

And live without sadness all year long,

Love and value your life.

So that hearts glow with passion,

So that you live in joy and happiness,

So that the Monkey serves us,

Success has bewitched us all!

Let's raise our glasses to the coming holiday,

We wish you only growing income,

Let resentment and fear leave you,

Salaries, like dough, are growing by leaps and bounds.

Let people fall in love with each other more often,

Let healthy children be born into families.

Let only good news come to the house,

To sit at a set table more often -

With family, friends, with a glass of wine,

During the Year of the Monkey, we will drink everything to the dregs!

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One man is asked: “Why do you wear shoes two sizes smaller?” He answers: “On purpose.” My wife is not beautiful. Besides, she's evil. Cooks badly! The son is a loser! My mother-in-law is a witch!... The only joy I have in life is when I take off my shoes in the evening! Let's drink so that we can have other joys!

One day three wanderers were walking. Night caught them on the way. They saw the house and knocked. The owner opened the door for them and asked: “Who are you?” – Health, Love and Wealth. Let us in for the night. - It's a pity, but we only have one free place. I’ll go and consult with my family about which of you to let in. The sick mother said: “Let’s let Health in.” The daughter suggested letting Love in, and the wife - Wealth. While they were arguing, the wanderers disappeared. So let's drink to the fact that in the new year there will always be a place in our home for Health, Love and Wealth!

Let us drink with gratitude to the bright legacy
diy of the old year - for moments of joy, love, success and for
gained experience in all areas of our hectic life!

Let's drink so that in the new year you will always have someone to share any mood with.

What does the glass consist of? From a support and a drink bowl. What does a person consist of? From the body - the material support and the soul - the spiritual cup. Let's drink so that in the new year our glasses will be filled more often with wonderful wine, and the cups of our souls with wonderful feelings!

A mother asks her adult daughter: “What do you expect from the New Year?” – I don’t really know myself. I want something... Either seeds, or... get married! Let's drink to everyone having everything in the New Year, including seeds!

My school teacher Vakhtang Varlamovich often said: “Gogi,
Virishvilo! Learn arithmetic - this is the basis of all basics. Learn fractions and
especially interest. Otherwise you will pepper both Satsivi and Saperavi
you won’t be good.”

And I remembered these wise words for the rest of my life. I learned fractions and
especially interest. And I didn’t particularly chase profit, because
modesty adorns a person. Especially if he is rich.

One wise man said: It’s good to be with your family, Quietly celebrate the Year of the Pig... In my opinion, he is only half right. It is good to celebrate both the year of the dragon and the year of the dragon and other years with your family. I propose to raise a toast to this New Year, to the Year of the Monkey!

Two people are talking. - How do you live? - asks one. “In different ways,” he answers. – When I feel bad, an ambulance comes. And when I feel good, the police come! We're having fun now, okay, so we should expect... the police to arrive. And yet, let's drink to a good New Year!

What can you wish to everyone sitting at this table? All the girls should get married, and the boys should find brides! And further. You probably know the New Year's wish of the Russian cosmonauts: So that you eat and drink, So that you want and can! So that next year there will be someone with and where!

Let's drink to Father Frost and the Snow Maiden: for as long as I can remember, they don't get sick, don't grow old, and there is always money for gifts!
For us to be like that too!


Life is beautiful even when tears are streaming down your cheeks. So let’s drink to the fact that in the New Year tears of only joy and happiness will flow down our cheeks.

The New Year holiday is always a summing up. But no matter how the experience is interpreted, its philosophy is simple and boils down to one phrase: “Live and rejoice!” Let's drink to the joys that life gives us!

May we be in harmony with everyone in the new year, and above all with ourselves!

New Year is a holiday of contrast: it’s frosty, snowy, dark outside, but at home it’s sunny, fun, warm, the Christmas tree is decorated, the table is festive. We wish that this contrast will be carried through the whole year, and no matter how the winds and storms rage, no matter how uncomfortable it may be around, your soul will always be sunny and warm!


The clock is knocking, the old year is passing.
And its last pages rustle.
Let the best that was not go away
And the worst cannot happen again.

May the New Year not add wrinkles,
And he will smooth out and erase the old ones,
It will improve your health and save you from failures.
And it will bring a lot of joy and happiness.

Today, on New Year's Day, I am very pleased to note that
beautiful people gathered at our table (like the Snow Maidens),
charming women. They are an expensive decoration -
th table. But I would like to wish that, unlike Snow,
Our women's hearts were warmed in the New Year too
love for us men.

Champagne and New Year are the same words. Raise-
meme glasses and let's drink to our life in the New Year
was just as light, fragrant and just flowed through
edge like this magnificent drink!

New Year is not a luxury, but a means of transportation through time!
So let's drink to his perpetual motion machine!

Let's raise our glasses so that seeing off the old year will be different from seeing off a train at the station: the departing train takes away friends and loved ones, and the passing year will bring them to us!
Let's drink so that it will always be like this!

From a conversation between two friends: – I’m coming home the other day. I see my wife lying in bed with some man. This immediately alarmed me. I run to the refrigerator, open it, and sure enough, there’s not half a liter...
So let's drink to the fact that nothing will alarm us in the new year!

Let's raise our glasses so that in the New Year we will be in
I get along with everyone and with myself!

They say on New Year's Eve,
Whatever you want,
Everything will always happen
Everything always comes true.
(S. Marshak)

Let's drink to all our desires in this New
one year old!

New Year is a holiday of contrasts. It's warm in our house,
bright, cheerful, multi-colored, beautiful, elegant Christmas tree and festive
daily table, and outside there is frost, snow, darkness. So here I am
I wish our home to always be sunny and warm!
Here's to happiness in the New Year!

Happy New Year!
We all wish you together,
So that this New Year
Delivered you from adversity!
To old Santa Claus
Brought new joys!
And to spite everyone
This time you are in luck!

Let the New Year caress you,
Will bring happiness in life.
Let hope warm you
Let fate protect you!

To the chime of the clock,
To the sounds of a waltz
New Year's Eve
We wish you again
Raise a glass
For peace and happiness,
Hope, faith and love!

Let the glasses clink
Let the wine sparkle
Let the stars fall at night
He will look into your window.
On this wonderful night
You can't live without a smile
Pain and sorrow - away!
Happy new year friends!

So that in the New Year
You didn't know the need
You need to do this:
Instead of vodka - cognac,
For a snack - pike perch.
Yes, more guests
It's more fun to walk!

There is a special and ancient holiday,
Where is the feast on wide tables,
Where did you eat? forest trees
They grow on parquet floors.
In these wonderful moments,
Where the night is festive and long,
And the world is shrouded in colors,
We wish you love and goodness!

Winter is coming, playing with snowstorms,
The frost is crackling and summer is far away,
And I congratulate you on the New Year,
May the New Year give you warmth!
The warmth of luck, the joy of the first meeting,
Warmth of love, family warmth...
And let it ring on New Year's Eve
Glasses of New Year's glass!

The ball on the Christmas tree is glowing,
And the globe is still spinning...
May everyone this New Year
Meet new happiness.
May all good things come true
What is prophesied by the stars,
All wishes will come true
And everything will be as you want!

May you have a merry New Year
Will come to you with a lot of joy
And let him bring with him
Friends, health, life take off.
Let work be passion
Family is a rest for the soul,
And let all bad weather disappear
And all the sharp turns.

Let there be a new year
The beginning of all,
And everything will come true
What did you plan in life?

Life is a mirage, hopes, passions,
Waiting for a dream...
If only everything would come to grief
Go around.
HAPPY NEW YEAR, with faith in happiness
Congratulations to everyone, friends!
I wish you inspiration
And love around you.

Thanks to the old teacher, his fractions and especially percentages, I became
merchant: I buy American cigarettes wholesale for a dollar
pack and sell at retail at. So modestly at these percentages and
I live.

And I raise this modest two-liter horn for of blessed memory
the old teacher Varlam, who knew remarkably well
arithmetic, but had an exceptionally poor understanding of commerce!

Dear guests! There comes a moment in every person's life when
exactly found, as if a word prompted from above, turns
fate, like the wheel of Yakubovich’s “Field of Miracles”.

I still remember that bright moment when the judge said to me:
"Defendant! Your last word."

And I stood up, thought for just a second and said: “My last
word – five million three hundred thousand. And not a penny more.”

And the wise judge thought and said: “The court retires to deliberate.”

And I want to give this cognac five stars, according to the number
millions, not only for Themis, in whose hands a simple steelyard -
like precise analytical scales, and the blindfold is noticeable
We sharpen our intuition. No, mainly I'm raising a toast to our
District Judge Ruben, whom I am sure I will meet more than once!

One young man wanted to get married successfully and looked for a bride for a long, long time.
Relying on fate, he shot from a bow and the arrow fell near
small slender frog. He brought her home, washed her and she
turned into a pretty girl - natural blonde, long
legs, everything is with her.

And then all the young men began to catch frogs for themselves in huge
quantities so that there is plenty to choose from. And those who have a tendency to
obese women, they also caught toads.

But, alas, all of them did not become not only pretty girls,
but even completely unsuitable for this.

And as a result, frogs hatched and mosquitoes multiplied.
So let's drink to the host of the program “In the Animal World” Nikolai
Nikolaevich Drozdov, and for ensuring that no marriage epidemics
violated the ecology of the flora and fauna surrounding us!

Gentlemen! The New Testament says: “Look at the birds of the air: they
They do not sow, nor reap, nor gather into barns, but they are well-fed. We are not
is it much better than them?

So let me raise a glass for our people, for those who sow, reap,
collects into granaries, pays taxes so that we, publicans and bankers,
advisers and press secretaries, generals and admirals were well-fed, shod,
nose in tobacco and Jeep, and garage. Hurray, gentlemen. Hooray.

In our mountains today they say: if you find your vociferous
in the arms of a communist - don’t be sad - that’s what he needs!

If you caught your black-eyed girlfriend with a candidate from the “Our Home” bloc
Russia” - take heart, tell him jokingly: “Our home is your home, our
sofa bed – your own sofa bed.”

If you haven’t caught your beloved with anyone, well, that too
not bad. Although it's a little offensive, right?..

So let's drink so that any of us, even in the most critical
never lost his sense of humor!

I would like to wish women of any age to be as irresistible in the new year as they were in the old year. Dear women, be charming, attractive and loved!

The New Year holiday is the apotheosis of contrasts: on
It’s frosty, snowy, dark outside, but the lights are sparkling at home, fun, warm, decorated Christmas tree, festive table... May the new year, no matter how the winds and adversities rage around you, let your home and soul be light and cozy.
May all our wishes come true in the new year! Let's raise a glass to that

One day a poor man asked God for a coin,
to buy bread. God took pity on him and gave him no ordinary coin,
but irredeemable. No matter how much a person bought food with it, each time the coin ended up in his pocket again.
So, Dear friends, I wish you all in the coming
New Year of irredeemable coins. For your happiness!

What holiday of the year is the brightest, most beautiful and fun-
ly? Of course, New Year! Burns with colorful lights
elegant Christmas tree decorated with sparkling toys, sprinkles
sparkling champagne is pouring out, general excitement reigns and
joy. I would like to wish everyone the same bright, colorful,
Have a promising life in the New Year, just like the holiday itself!

The day when Christ came to us with love is the day
forgiveness, bright feelings; the day when you want everyone
be in love. May this night reign throughout the entire planet and
our heart will enter love for near and far! WITH
Merry Christmas!

Every person has an unquenchable candle of his soul. But this candle is often covered with an impenetrable cap. So let's drink so that in the new year the light of our soul will freely reach our friends.

We wish that Santa Claus brings you a bag of health! He distributed the fun to everyone, brought him a glass of champagne, took the illness and melancholy into a bag, and hid it somewhere in the forest!

On New Year's Eve, friends, I wish you happiness. Live a fun and sweet life, have a million friends, Love vodka, love beer and everything will be okay!

Happy New Year! We wish you happiness, health, bread, salt, sugar, matches, soap, champagne!

There is an ancient statue called “Opportunity”. It depicts a man standing on tiptoe, which symbolizes the brevity of the moment of opportunity. He has wings on his feet, meaning that a person can fly up using the opportunity. Him long hair- a symbol of benefit gained through opportunity, and on the back of the head a bald spot is a symbol of loss when opportunity is lost. Opportunities come and go. So let's drink so that we don't miss our opportunities in the new year!

Life has limits, it is short, but dreams are limitless. You yourself are walking along the road, but your dream is already at home. You yourself go to your beloved, and the dream is already in her arms. You yourself live at this hour, but your dream flies away many years into the future. She flies further than the line where life ends in darkness. She flies into the centuries. So let's drink to making all our dreams come true in the new year!

What does the glass consist of?
From a support and a drink bowl.
What does a person consist of?
From the body - the material support and the soul - the spiritual cup.
Let's drink so that in the new year our glasses will be filled more often with wonderful wine, and the cups of our souls with wonderful feelings!

May we have as many good and joyful events next year, as many good and wonderful deeds, as many lights burn in our New Year's garland!

Let's drink to the fact that every next New Year our festive table will be more and more bursting with food, the phone will be more and more ringing with congratulatory calls from friends and more and more children and grandchildren will give us gifts.

By tradition, we celebrate the New Year with champagne. May our life in the new year be like this champagne - light, exciting, fragrant and overflowing!

Once upon a time there lived a man: two years ago he was welcomed in a hostel... A year ago he was welcomed in a one-room apartment... Now he is welcomed in a country villa... But he is not welcomed in a hostel.
So let's drink to HIM - to the one whom we meet in the hostel, and in the apartment, and in the villa, hoping that he will be successful! Here's to the New Year!

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