In order not to be sad in the 2020 New Year, you need to celebrate it with fun. Send cheerful and funny congratulations Happy New Year 2020 to friends.
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To the chimes old year
Takes away a heap of all worries,
Make a wish
For a new assignment.
The work is interesting,
The salary is wonderful.
Travel to the dacha less often,
The coast is better.
Generous Santa Claus
And therapeutic rest.
New Year is already knocking.
Wishes are waiting to come true!
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Happy New Year,
I wish you happiness and joy!
Santa Claus for the New Year,
Let him carry the bag of money.
May there be love and happiness,
Let the bad weather pass by.
Positive and kind.
Happy New Year everyone, hooray!
Comic New Year greetings for friends
The Happy New Year 2020 greetings that you send to your friends on a festive night will amuse them and lift their spirits if they contain, even if just a small, spark of humor.
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On the eve of the New Year
We wish you good weather,
There are sandwiches with red caviar,
And in life - complete freedom!
Worked so that the factories
And the ships sailed!
Your house was beset by adversity,
And you were the standard of fashion!
All the flights were easy
And don’t get tired of work!
Throughout life in any year -
Be the joker of the deck!
The romantic, touching and funny Happy New Year 2019 greetings that we have selected will certainly please your friends.
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Let the river flow now
Champagne with a snowdrift of foam
So that next year
The seas were knee-deep!
We wish you to have fun,
But so as not to fall under the tree.
And so that Grandfather Frost
They didn’t take you to the sobering-up station.
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New Year has come! Hooray!
You can have fun!
Even if until the morning
The blizzard will be angry!
We will pour wine into a glass,
And someone needs vodka
Someone will eat sushi
Well, we'll get the herring.
We will congratulate each other
We won't forget about anyone.
Jokes, joy, happiness, laughter...
This holiday is the best!
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The New Year is rushing towards...
May the evening be magical
Let the Christmas tree shine brightly
The house will be full of gifts!
Let your husband's eyes sparkle
Let your wife warm you up in the cold,
Let your hearth not smolder,
And the candle of love burns!
Funny Happy New Year 2019 greetings to friends in prose
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Life is like New Year's garland: As soon as one light bulb burns out, all the others go out. If one thing doesn’t work out for a person, everything falls out of hand. We wish that the garland of bright events in our lives shimmers with all colors and never burns out! Happy New Year!
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I wish that in the New Year 2019 there will be as many joyful and good events in your life as there are bubbles in your glass of champagne. Let all your problems be solved and your cherished dreams come true!
When celebrating the New Year, you can, and should, have a lot of fun. After all, how you meet the coming year is how you will spend it! That's why guests compete in witty jokes and the funniest and funniest New Year greetings. Such funny wishes will be appreciated by everyone present. And so as not to look for them and not invent them, we have made a selection of such cool, humorous, funny New Year greetings in poetry and prose, for family, friends and colleagues at a corporate party.
I wish you to live in the New Year without grief and worries!
Short funny Happy New Year greetings in verse
Money - so that the chickens don’t peck,
Health is like snowflakes outside the window,
So that the whole family can relax in the South,
Happy New Year, nothing else!
We plowed like horses
At work for a whole year.
They deserve it! And today
Let's have a blast people!
From my heart I wish you
Relax like never before.
Happy New Year!
Be happy, friends!
I wish you a Happy New Year
Live without grief and worries!
Don't go to the pharmacy all year,
Pay off the entire mortgage
Travel to the Bahamas more often,
Don't make drama out of problems
And don’t accumulate grudges,
Life will immediately become easier!
Herring under a fur coat
On the festive table,
Magnificent jelly,
Salad "Olivier".
Shampoo, tangerines,
Sandwich with caviar...
There is no more delicious picture -
Let's celebrate the New Year!
Of course I congratulate you
Our glorious Russian people
For two weeks everyone meets
Only in Russia is it New Year!
I want Santa Claus
Gave you everything:
Lots of money and gifts!
In general... ask him!
They wish you a lot for the New Year,
But I want to say it briefly:
Let the year be like compote -
Rich and very sweet!
Congratulations, Happy New Year to you!
We wish you a lot of happiness in this finest hour,
Strength, vigor, health and cheerful eyes,
New Year's adventures and other mischief!
The fir trees are decorated, the plates are arranged,
The candles are burning and the crystal is sparkling,
Appetizers are ready, salads are dressed,
A new January is about to begin.
I wish each other to say: “Happy New Year!”
Not virtually, but looking into your eyes.
What do you wish for the New Year?
An easy life without worries?
Maybe happiness and fun,
Weddings, money, housewarmings?
You will have “both this and that”
There will be a ticket in the summer,
Lottery tickets...
And hot cutlets
They will be waiting for you on the stove...
The main thing is not to lose heart!
It’s good that not all New Year’s wishes come true! Otherwise, where would we get so much stuff?
Colleagues, we rejoice! We are all looking forward to the holiday!
Cool congratulations Happy New Year to work colleagues, at corporate events in poetry and prose
Colleagues, on the eve of the New Year I would like to wish you fabulous salaries, magical working conditions and bosses who will always be in a wonderful mood! Let your experience and knowledge become more valuable than any wealth. But if someone decides to buy them, bargain until the last minute!
For the coming New Year
It's time to wish your colleagues
Less hard work
More nice salaries!
Let clients become smarter
The staff will be nice
Let the authorities praise, cherish,
And work will become easier than play!
Colleagues! Well, another year has passed when we all worked hard together!
I wish that in the New Year we not only work well, but also receive money well! Let there be exactly as many of them as each of us wants! Then we'll see which of us is the greediest. Happy New Year!
Dear employees, forever beauties,
For your husbands you are companions, but for us you are colleagues.
Happy new year to the future
We congratulate you,
Here's what we wish for in 2019:
Don't get sick, don't be sad,
Eat deliciously, sleep long,
Dress up, buy,
To be surprised, to be surprised,
To become prettier and younger,
And warm us with a smile!
Dear colleague! I had an amazing dream today: in it you win a huge amount of cash in the lottery, your boss gives you his place, and the most famous director gives you the main role in his film. I sincerely congratulate you on the New Year and wish that your dream turns out to be prophetic
We are sitting in the New Year's company in the company of dear,
And dumplings and beer warm our souls.
Colleagues are all dancing and the tree is on fire,
The boss is the most beautiful of all, but he looks askance.
He looks angry and gloomily puffs,
We won’t ruin our careers now!
We'll dance for the bosses, sing about the Christmas tree,
Colleagues, we rejoice! We are all looking forward to the holiday!
In our team, there are enough women,
I would like to have more, to be honest.
What beauties, my lady and miss,
You look sharp, every whim.
Let's do it today! All the food is for you,
And we offer you a toast, because women are class!
In short, colleagues, let’s leave it aside,
We'll just congratulate this lyric.
Each other today, to the fullest!
Hurray, happy new year! Dear team!
Dear male colleagues! In the coming year, may each of you become the object of close female attention and receive as much money as snowflakes fall in a snowy winter. We wish you the best weather forecasts and exchange rates, festive mood and excellent good health. You'll need it today
We can mix up our affairs,
Find yourself on the carpet with your boss,
At work, as if she were drinking in the forest:
If you give a tree, you cut it and that’s it!
We are the most important hard workers here,
And at lunchtime, during the break, we rest.
That's what it means - colleagues. And they don't wait for us
Lonely everyday life with iced tea.
The team is strength, and in the New Year
I am glad to congratulate you all. Let him bring you
Respect, happiness, good luck this fresh New Year.
In the new year, I want to wish my colleagues to be just as open, welcoming, flexible, and collected. So that all production plans are within your control.
Of course, Santa Claus, in the form of the management of our company, let him raise everyone’s salaries, send everyone on a six-month vacation and, as a bonus, give trips to exotic countries! And in the future, let's all become millionaires, let's not work, but just be friends!
Worked tirelessly for a year
Our close-knit team.
We deserve it, guys.
“Tearaway” corporate event.
I wish you a great walk,
To remember later.
Positively, clearly, clearly
Let's enter the New Year together.
I wish you all success,
And noble incomes,
So that the salary allows
We have a very sweet life!
Who has worked hard and persistently throughout the past year? Who tries and pulls the heavy load? Who is ready to rush ahead of the finish line and outrun the competitors to arrive first? Who has taken out his own company many times and helped it overcome all difficulties and crisis situations? That's right, it's her team of professional and loyal employees!
Dear colleagues, you are real frontline workers, you are fighters, tested by dozens of battles, hours of overtime, crisis and other “surprises”
I’ll say it without embellishment, friends,
I love the team.
Either joke or don't joke -
This is where our paths converged.
You can't count the wishes.
It is an honor to congratulate you.
May the New Year bring
A lot of joyful worries.
Happiness will come to every home
And it will bring good luck.
May there be love and health.
And success will not forget you.
Let Santa Claus give everyone
A lot of joyful troubles
May the whole year not be sad,
Quite the opposite!
To you in the year that is coming,
I wish you prospects
Let it be remembered for a long time
Our bright corporate event.
Let the team prosper
Let the income multiply
Let your career strive upward,
May we all be lucky in everything.
May our work make us happy,
Salary increases
In business relationships
There will be only “peace and quiet.”
And we will celebrate the Chinese New Year in Russian!
The New Year is rushing towards us in a car...
May you not only celebrate the New Year
The card will fall with a lucky suit
And may the cheerful astrologer
He will predict a happy life for you.
So that the table is covered with caviar,
And so that there is a ward for the mind
And so that the snowy mountain
Your salary has always increased!
Jellied meat and Olivier,
Manicure and studio,
Oh, and Santa Claus asked
We have a whole cartload of worries!
But on New Year's Day
We are not afraid of troubles.
With a staff, Frost will hit,
We will be inundated with gifts!
The New Year is long overdue,
He wants to come to us
Happy New Year!
He's probably on his way!
We are waiting for this day with champagne,
And with liqueur, and with wine,
Someone is waiting for him with liquor,
And with excellent cognac!
It’s also a holiday for the stomach,
Or maybe it's a feast?
Olivier, balyk, sausage,
Goose, caviar, olives, cheese!
Open the chimneys
Attics and garages:
Santa Claus enters as he pleases
And he’s already in a hurry!
May he bring you health,
Three chests with money,
Two big buckets of love
And half a bag of smiles!
Eighteenth century: New Year across the fields
He rides towards us with bells on three horses.
Nineteenth century: even bears know -
He rides his bike progressively.
The twentieth century: along the highway without noise and dust
The New Year is rushing towards us in a car.
Twenty-one now: The New Year is in no hurry -
He comes to us with all his gifts... stuck in a traffic jam.
Don't worry, everything will come true in the right order!
The New Year will slowly bring everything to everyone!
Letter to Santa Claus
I wrote a long time ago
So that everyone's dreams come true
I asked him.
I want an iPhone as a reward,
I want to, I just can’t!
And I don’t need to repeat
To roll your lip!
Happy New Year!
Let cheerful grandfather Freezing
Happiness will come to you in a sled
And a whole lot of good luck.
Let him park at the house
A truck of joy and laughter,
The wagon will bring love
And a big KAMAZ of success.
Happy New Year! Happy New Year!
This childhood holiday
Which everyone finds
Cash!
Do you remember what
There were matinees
Like snowflakes and foxes
Did you come to school?
Santa Claus gave gifts
For a simple poem,
He had a lot of them -
Not just one bag!
Happy New Year!
This is a holiday of childhood,
And then comes Christmas
Right next door!
Let unknown people in masks meet only at the New Year's carnival!
Live with style in the New Year!
The New Year holiday has arrived! Now everyone is happy, everyone is full, a little drunk and overly pleased... But no one can sleep: look more cheerful and cheerful! We welcome the coming year and close the old one. I wish you everything in the new year. As long as it's within the law!
Our festive New Year's table bursting with all sorts of treats. I want all the guests at such a table in the New Year not to have a single reason for sour smiles and bitter disappointment. And there were tons of sweet moments and thrills! Live with style in the New Year and every day after that!
You and I have no worries new year holidays a lot of. You need to try all the treats, have time to drag the cat away from the Christmas tree, don’t forget to make a wish and freeze for a long time on the street while everyone sets off fireworks! In a word, the holiday is taking its course, so the time has come to wish you endurance! May your happiness be magnificent and very personal!
In the New Year, I wish you to be exhausted with happiness, tormented by torment over where to spend money, to feel weak from ardent love, to experience bouts of dizziness from the vast possibilities and to suffer from bouts of uncontrollable laughter.
I wish you a happy New Year and a mischievous, enjoyable holiday. Let champagne lift your spirits, the president’s speech give you hope, delicious food pleasantly satiate you, let only gifts lie under the tree, not tired guests, and don’t let your head hurt in the morning.
We don't know what this year will bring us. But we remember that Santa Claus never offends kind and good children. And since we are all children at heart, we have no doubt that the bearded grandfather has prepared for us everything we desire, cherish and wonderful. Happy New Year!
Nice, cool, lovely guests! We have gathered today to celebrate the New Year together... Well, while it is late, let me congratulate everyone on the upcoming New Year and wish you to fly through the whirlwind of funny jokes and songs, cool parties and test couples at the institute, find new friends and not forget old ones ! Good luck!
Life will take a turn for the better in the New Year... Be the best!!!
If on New Year's night
A strange uncle will come to you -
In a red hat and a cigar
With vinaigrette in the beard
With a loud laugh, with a kind look
He threatens with a machine gun.
So you don’t need to drink anymore!!
Happy New Year!Answer
Can't get by New Year's Eve without congratulating each other. But the most popular are considered funny congratulations Happy New Year 2019 in verse or, all because they make the person to whom it is addressed smile or even laugh. We have various comic greetings for the New Year 2019 to colleagues, acquaintances and loved ones.
Comic greetings for the New Year 2019
The table is set: salzo, cabbage,
Turnip, rutabaga, pasta.
There is no foie gras and no lobsters,
Camembert and jamon.
There is vodka and there is a snack
And sparkling wine.
This is New Year in Russian,
To spite any sanctions.
They won't bother us!
Happy holiday, honest people!
Let's meet cheerfully, separately
Our Russian New Year!
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There are potatoes and sausages,
Pickles, Russian cheese,
Herring under a fur coat and mushrooms,
And cucumbers from a barrel.
Olivier is already cut.
Everyone is already tipsy.
We kiss and hug everyone,
Happy New Year.
The jellied meat began to melt...
Come on at last!
How about this trick:
Suddenly in the forest because of the birches
Gloomy Joulupukki will come out,
And not the good Santa Claus?
Don't be scared! Whoever comes out
Wherever the holiday finds you,
Congratulations!
The New Year has already arrived!
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Santa Claus roams the world,
Ylettomte, Sanderklaas,
Babbo Natale, Pere Noel,
Grandfathers of all colors and races.
In the vastness of Russia -
Yamal Iri, Kysh Babai,
Santa Claus - everyone was invited,
Just pour the glasses!
Happy New Year! These grandfathers
Let them bring goodness and laughter.
I wish I could get some gifts
From them all at once!
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We stock up on brine,
Aspirin, citramon.
And, in all weapons -
Happy New Year!
Before you dive in,
So as not to scare away luck,
Congratulations to all the people.
May it be a joyful year!
Happy New Year!
With a positive approach
We appoint “Dreams Come True”
The most important goal of the year!
To make everything come true for you:
And in Spain sea bass,
And in Italy there is prosciutto,
Tour to Honduras.
If Honduras doesn't roll,
Let your imagination be enough
To dream more
And good luck implementing it!
Santa Claus came out of the forest,
It's overgrown with icicles,
Somewhere moldy -
I was out of work for a whole year.
Let's welcome grandpa:
We need a lot from him.
Let's treat you to a cold one.
Happy New Year, dear!
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Celebrate the New Year with fun
Won't they give it to me?
Changes in quotes,
World currency rates?
We wish you success,
Let the family get rich!
And also, no joke at all,
Ruble strengthening!
Has the crisis come close?
It doesn't matter to us anymore.
We'll all be fine
From Wednesday to Friday.
On New Year's Day we wish that
The storm didn't touch me.
And this is “good”
It lasted for a year.
Eat your fill of caviar,
Take a million in the lottery
End your mortgage at once
It’s like a miracle to find an iPhone,
Marry the daughter of an oligarch.
Whatever our people are raving about!
May all unrealistic things
Will come true in the New Year!
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So that in the New Year there is despondency,
Eliminate sadness and boredom
All Santas need it
to give according to the Snow Maiden.
Provide Snow Woman
Every Snowman -
Need to make you happy on holiday
Ice man.
Let it be hot in winter
On New Year's Day!
Happy New Year! Let them warm you up
Heart of happiness lights!
We congratulate you on the New Year,
We wish you to win all the prizes in the game:
So that the tears come only from vodka,
And it’s bitter only at the wedding feast!
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Cheerful team and New Year.
We know the consequences in advance:
First the table, and only then “team building”,
Although it should be the other way around.
Ceremonial part, corporate event -
And the team has already rallied.
It hasn't started yet, we want to congratulate you
And wish you good connections. Business!
It’s a holiday in both work and personal life.
So that not a single order falls through.
We wish you positivity for the whole year
To a united team more than once!
Santa Claus is on his way.
The main thing for him is to get there:
He is like an exemplary grandfather,
The very first one was celebrated.
Well, if it all comes to pass
And he will bring gifts,
Let him provide the people
He's a happy new year!
In our warm team
Due to holiday reasons
Who owes whom and how much
We will remain silent today.
And let's refrain from gossip,
We will praise everyone a lot,
Positive New Year's
To attract luck.
Happy holiday, friends! We wish
So that the work is easy.
And so that it’s before the deadlines
How far is it from Mars!
It's the end of the year at work
Circus and black hole.
Stop crying over the report,
It's time to celebrate the New Year!
Congratulations! All worries
And the rush jobs will wait.
Force majeure and time pressure
Let them go to their competitors.
And we'll keep the profit for ourselves,
Inspiration with a spark
And a guarantee to become summer
A naughty vacationer.
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May the New Year deliver
From office suffering,
He will give you a break from work
And worries.
Let everything grow on the farm
And the solitaire games will work out!
In balls and lines
Let the glasses multiply.
Meanwhile, career
Let him trample to the top
Workdays will become
Let it be all raspberries!
Happy New Year, colleagues! And again
We repeat the mantra, word for word:
Salary growth and favor from management,
Money, vacation and personal happiness.
If life is an unexpected gesture
Turns around in the wrong place
Send all your troubles there!
Happy New Year everyone!
Santa Claus and his granddaughter
The best business was done by:
On commercial rails
The New Year has been set.
And now all the gifts
Wishes, greetings
Ships only to those
Who do your colleagues like?
To improve supplies
Jokes are in full swing
Happy New Year, colleagues,
Congratulations on the year!
Let's put aside questions about the service for a moment.
Work is work, but you need to celebrate.
Let's raise our glasses and praise the bosses -
Maybe we'll get happiness with a bonus.
We wish the carpets to serve for comfort,
And not for trashing the working people.
To the authorities - good weather in Miami.
Stay strong, colleagues! Happy New Year!
If Santa Claus has a contract
Doesn't want to break
He must appear
Sign a bunch of bonuses.
If grandfather's secretary,
What is the name of the Snow Maiden?
I wrote down the address correctly,
He'll be here soon.
We will demand gifts
Let him hurry up and do it.
And we will congratulate each other
Happy New Year from the bottom of my heart!
Happy New Year!
This holiday is for the people,
Not for beech and weaklings,
The holiday schedule is as follows:
Let's pour and drink
And we repeat from the beginning!
I had a bite and went to dance.
This cycle cannot be broken.
But when we celebrate,
We will celebrate the year properly,
Then the whole year will pass for us
What a fun round dance!
Blue nose, bags, stubble,
And consciousness is in a labyrinth...
That's later. In the meantime
Happy New Year! Have fun!
If it's true this night
All dreams come true
Let your account and wallet
They won't be scared!
If it’s difficult in the New Year -
Turn on the autopilot.
The holiday must be experienced
To accomplish all your plans!
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In the New Year's period -
You have 25 hours in a day!
Congratulate everyone, do everything in time,
Withstand and endure!
Down with deadlines and stalls!
No crazy meetings!
Do you give gifts for the New Year?
And vacation is a plus for the weekend!
We wish you luck in the New Year,
May positivity flow in a stream!
So that you have sanctions
Absolutely nothing!
May life be in full swing in the New Year,
Foreign currency reserves are expanding!
And strike where it's hot!
Count while you're at the checkout!
Let there be rush jobs, force majeure
They won’t come running on New Year’s Day:
Together with Grandfather Frost
Let them go through the winter forest!
Pig and other animals
Let them protect their money, house, car.
We wish you to be in the saddle in the New Year,
Stay on top of your horse in all matters!
Let others get busy,
And we are for a creative approach.
We wish you a New Year on holiday,
And a year-long holiday!
Funny comic congratulations on the occasions of holidays, anniversaries and various kinds of celebrations have long been very popular with both recipients and senders. Congratulations with humor in verse are of particular interest.
Sometimes it seems that poetry of this kind sounds a little frivolous, but in fact, everything depends on the correct presentation of such congratulations. Let's take, for example, cool congratulations at New Year's parties.
If you decide to make your congratulatory speech loud, then your task is not only to make others laugh, but at the same time remain completely unperturbed.
But remember that it takes most people some time to feel at ease enough at a party to accept your fun with due humor.
For our part, we can offer you several options funny poems for New Year's greetings to your loved ones, friends and colleagues.
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Universal New Year's poems-congratulations
In general, if the matter did not concern a specific holiday, then funny wishes in verse could be called poetry for all occasions. With their light humor they can please a huge number of people of different genders, social status and ages.
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What an outfit! The suit is perfect!
You are just super here at the Christmas tree.
We wish you to continue to shine
And raise your glass more often.
Live the whole new year without worrying,
Seem younger with age.
There is no point in mixing cognac and beer.
And be in the arms of loved ones all year!
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Happy New Year!
We wish you before the people
Appear in a fancy dress.
And be a coquette or a dandy.
Get a bunch of gifts.
To torture everyone with voluptuousness.
And having drunk a hundred glasses in a row,
Get two cones as a reward!
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When the New Year comes,
Read our congratulations.
We wish your dreams to fly,
It certainly coincided with luck.
And so that I squeal with joy,
You danced a jig.
They held a crane in their hands,
And the cup was filled with happiness!
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Happy New Year!
New Year's chaos!
And good weather to you.
And your pants with fleece.
And champagne in glasses.
And a whole cart of gifts.
And, our frost, good fellow,
Let him pinch your nose!
Cool wishes in verses to parents
If your parents during family holidays enjoy participating in humorous competitions, joke games, or funny New Year's greetings they will not remain indifferent. Rather, on the contrary, they will accept your poetic “congratulations” as just another game - with great interest and a sense of humor.
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The calendar has run out of pages...
Happy New Year, children!
Beauty salons are waiting for you,
Swimming pools, fitness, fashionable diets.
May you continue to shine.
Smile at each other every hour.
Let's rock together on the dance floors.
And flirt and kiss passionately!
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Today I wish you a Happy New Year,
Parents, we yearn with all our hearts!
And dilute our speech a little with water,
Like vodka - beer or laughter - tears.
We love you! But feelings are so insidious.
We want to be like you in talents.
And we want to always be a gift for you.
So that you can believe in and love us!
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The New Year stumbled over the threshold.
Weren't you waiting for me?
Where's the glass of champagne? Where's the pie?
Have you gathered guests under the Christmas tree?
And behind him, parents and us,
We came to tell you that we love you.
Present your gifts with him:
A thousand smiles on a platter for you!
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Congratulations parents,
Happy New Year, never worn!
Arrange a fitting now.
To show off the novelty before the people.
To confuse all minds with a new thing.
The envy of everyone, friends and neighbors,
On New Year's Eve you should be under the tree,
Inseparable, like Masha and the bear!
To dad
Dad, dear dad, Happy New Year!
You are always the head of family affairs.
Day after day, which means year after year,
We must support you.
Lest I forget, you are the kindest!
The coolest, you are our daddy.
Continue to be generous, gentle, modest.
And don’t be angry with us for being stupid!
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So that you dad knows on New Year's Day,
Everything we wish for you,
We congratulate you in advance.
We will send a Happy Holidays card.
We wish you a whole cart of money.
And tender hugs to our mother.
So that we all have a fast locomotive,
On New Year's Day he fled to the sea with the islands.
And under our Christmas tree as a gift to you,
We will give you everything you dream of:
Tenderness, kindness, fire of the soul.
Let their flow be endless!
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Daddy, Happy New Year!
So I want to congratulate you.
So that with a smile even in bad weather,
You greeted the dawn with enthusiasm!
To be admired, dad.
So that the aunts watch your trail.
But always be married to your mother.
Just let her cook dinner.
New Year! Everything important is not important.
Many affairs. You've been busy for so many years.
Still a smile, a dash of courage
It will leave a mark on your lips!
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New Year, do you hear dad, New Year!
He stands solemnly outside the door.
Starting the countdown of time,
Wants you to believe in yourself.
Stop being tired of worries.
Stop being in love with just a pillow.
The New Year is calling you with it.
He has toys for you.
The first is that there is a lot of chaos at the Christmas tree.
And the second is noisy fun.
The third is all love and warmth.
And in the fourth, tenderness and patience.
To mom
Mommy, darling, fireworks!
Happy New, coolest year!
Fireworks of wishes are here.
Father Frost and Snow Maiden in a round dance.
I wish you not to grow old.
To be the most fashionable in our area.
To look through life with envy,
Your friends could be on you!
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Mom, Happy New Year!
Don't frown on your beautiful face in vain.
On the New Year, on our national holiday,
The chicken will be taught by her egg.
Smile more often, my mother.
Curl your hair, powder your nose.
So that dad falls in love with you again, -
Our dear wizard Santa Claus!
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New Year! Oh, mommy, flower.
Today, among all my guests,
You are my most wonderful angel.
Most cool friend, among friends.
Hold your tail through life with a pistol.
Don't let out your claws.
In autumn, spring, winter and summer,
Don't grumble at your father in vain!
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Happy New Year, dear mother!
Living life is not a field to cross.
Therefore, with all my heart I wish
Wisdom on the path of life.
Let the snowflakes flutter around.
On New Year's Day, flutter and spin around too.
And at the Christmas tree, dear mother,
There are toasts and flowers in your honor!
Humorous New Year greetings for friends and girlfriends
I would like to believe that our friends and girlfriends have enough common sense to appreciate cool New Year greetings. Accept humorous poems and wishes with the proper sense of humor and not remain indifferent.
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My friends, Happy New Year everyone! Class,
that you came to celebrate it with me.
I won't say that I was waiting to see you.
But I’m glad to see everyone, give everyone a drink and meet them.
And wish you, without beating around the bush,
In matters of love, in this new year - careers.
And from the heart, to all of you, without fools, -
Achieve the day of your big premiere!
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Friend, here's to the New Year! The glasses are full!
I congratulate you today.
I know, brother, that you are a great guy.
And for this once again to the bottom!
I wish you long life.
And it’s worth it beyond all limits!
Love your grandmother until you reach a century.
And don’t forget me, my friend!
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My gentle friends, my beauties.
I heartily congratulate you on the New Year!
I would throw flowers at everyone’s feet!
And he sent a passionate kiss to his girlfriends.
Alas, these are all just dreams.
I wish you to dream and dream further.
Drink on New Year's Day. “Buzz” to the depths.
To the bottom. With a smile and without falsehood!
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Friend, Happy New Year! Happy home!
And as it should be - love, kindness and peace!
Let everything go smoothly in the New Year.
Noise, din, feast in your apartment.
So that the circle around the tree is tighter and more friendly.
And may you be drunk with happiness.
And so that all night, your dear friend,
Whispered in my ear, burning with love!
New Year's comic greetings for loved ones
In general, you should be very careful when sending or presenting funny congratulations to your loved ones on New Year’s Eve. It's not that the lovers don't have a sense of humor. There is simply always a danger of being misunderstood. And that's the best case scenario. Therefore, cool congratulations for your other halves should be selected carefully. Filtering each poetic phrase through my own perception. We present to your attention several examples of this genre. 
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Beloved naughty girl, my husband,
You're like Carlson from the Christmas tree.
Just about from happiness up and to the ceiling
You will fly up on wings, fluffing up your needles.
I congratulate you on the New Year!
And this night I just want to be with you.
My friend, lover, husband, I am your people!
So manage! Kings! I allow!
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My beautiful wife
My beloved, wife.
On New Year's Eve, my soul,
We will congratulate each other with you.
I wish you this year,
To love me three times more.
May the Lord give you offspring.
Let it be a daughter or a son, or both at once!
I also wish you and me,
Earn more money.
So that you are satisfied with me,
Take a lush broom from the Christmas tree!
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Happy New Year my beloved!
My chosen one dear.
I wish you, darling,
Admire only me.
Don't waste my brains in vain,
Prince, with a smile on his lips!
My beloved, your curls
In very tenacious claws!
This year we will be together.
I'll walk down the aisle with you.
It's a joke! My lovely one
My lover is single!
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Dear friend to my heart,
Happy New Year, my life!
If you were a frog,
I would break your spell!
If you were a princess,
I would have received half the kingdom.
And you and I would have
Very friendly family!
You and I are simple people.
So let's not rush in vain.
We'll build everything ourselves.
As we build, we will live!
So on New Year's Day I wish you
I am for you, my soul,
So that you, as if in the depths of paradise,
Gone for me forever!
Cool Happy New Year greetings to colleagues
Comic wishes in verse addressed to colleagues on New Year’s Day are a kind of “icebreakers.” They help beginners get into the game with ease. new team, becoming a part of it at that moment. And for the old-timers, to relieve constraint and tension in the ranks of colleagues, to give people the opportunity to feel cheerful and at ease on this holiday.
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My friends, lovely colleagues,
Having entered into a reliable marriage with the service,
Don't bask in your beds in sweet bliss,
Don't drink a lot of beer on an empty stomach.
Congratulating you on the New Year today,
I wish not to become a prisoner of fate.
To spite fortune, dress brightly.
And remember, not everyone is an oak tree!
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Colleagues, Happy New Year! Good luck!
I raise a glass of toast to you.
Let your eyes be sharp, your breasts lush,
The back is straight, the shoulders are oblique.
There are a lot of cakes, my advice is not to eat them.
They are dangerous for passing the GTO.
Do not use revenge and flattery in your career.
And everything will be wonderful for you this year!
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Happy New Year to everyone!
Friends, colleagues, there is reason for a toast.
Pour it all full, gentlemen!
For us! Here’s to you, with your career growth!
I wish everyone, to the fullest, from the bottom of my heart:
Don't let any infection catch us!
Let the drunks be left behind,
We need to drink three times during the New Year!
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Colleagues, happy new year!
It's time to congratulate you all.
On a pedestal, in front of all honest people,
I will put you on display as soon as I accept it.
Praise you very much and wish you good luck.
Envy and admire everything.
I wish men to become richer,
Career advancement without problems.
Happy New Year to all ladies, contagious love.
To be stronger than poison, my dear.
So that they don’t have enough vase for flowers.
So that passion boils in the blood and burns the soul!
May you have everything. And for this you,
There won't be a damn thing on New Year's Eve.
And if your song is not sung,
Let's ring out a friendly "Hurray!"
Preparing cool congratulations for
Outside the window the snow sparkles,
And the yard is covered in snowdrifts.
Happy New Year
And we wish you many years to come.
Always be at the peak of glory
Never hang your nose
So that money goes into your pockets
And the boss raised the salary.
To go to the sea more often,
Even in cold and cold,
We wish you a lot of happiness
And a whole cart of gifts!!!
Happy New Year! Happy New Year!
This is a childhood holiday
Which everyone finds
Cash!
Do you remember what
There were matinees
Like snowflakes and foxes
Did you come to school?
Santa Claus gave gifts
For a simple poem,
He had a lot of them -
Not just one bag!
Happy New Year!
This is a holiday of childhood,
And then comes Christmas
Right next door!
On behalf of and on behalf of Santa Claus, accept the warmest congratulations on the New Year and may you always have cold beer in the refrigerator, a nice housekeeper in the house, and always payday at work. And if you don’t yet have a refrigerator or a home, then dream about it and your dream will definitely come true - Santa Claus promised.
On this bright new year
May you, oh, be lucky!
Money in packs, bags
And men under heels.
Difficult, respectable, prominent
In general, enviable grooms.
So that she eats and loses weight,
Only in my dreams did I get fat.
And let your career take an arrow
It will shoot into the sky. Wait,
The main thing is that I forgot!
To love and to be loved!
Don't be shy on New Year's Eve -
At least make a couple of wishes,
After all, Santa Claus is in his holiday price list
I left you a lot. Choose
Best friends and a job like in a fairy tale,
The brightness of love and prosperity in everything,
Life without insults, bad weather, fears...
In general, let heaven be yours entirely!
Don’t wait for the New Year - he will drop by to see you and take care of things a little: he will help you in your personal life, ask your boss to raise your salary and allow you to spend your vacation in hot countries... And he will also protect you from unnecessary meetings and unnecessary worries. I wish you immeasurable love and stable success!
