March 8th is celebrated International Women's Day. We are offering to you unusual congratulations for all women according to their Zodiac sign - a comic horoscope in verse. Let there be less prose in life and more joy and poetry!

Aries

Aries needs to be wished

Lots of joy and happiness

Not to just hug!

Nearby is a strong man,

In the garage - a new car.

In the house - comfort, cheerful laughter

In general, all the best and have fun!

Taurus

Taurus - smile more

And never lose heart.

Don't overeat after six -

Always maintain your figure.

Fulfilled your dreams!

Twins

Gemini - two in one!

The energy is boiling and in full swing!

Congratulations Gemini,

Let love make them happy!

Good luck for any start

Cancer

Sweet, sincere and honest

Cancers - how lovely you are!

Everything is beautiful about you, you are perfection,

Being with you is simply bliss!

Let only a lucky card fall out in life

a lion

Goddess, queen, nymph -

All this is about the beautiful Leos.

So that life works out exactly in rhyme,

So that the fire burns in the eyes.

We wish you to be the Queen in everything!

Virgo

All women under the sign of Virgo

Well, not princesses - princesses!

We wish you eternal youth,

And a bright, impeccable life.

And declarations of love!

Scales

Libra - dashing Amazons

Your world is like an eternal struggle!

Inside you are always girls,

And fate will not change you!

Stay the same

And smile wider at the world!

Scorpion

Scorpios on the holiday of spring

We wish more love,

So that men don't take their eyes off

And they took us to restaurants more often.

Sagittarius

More accuracy for Sagittarius,

To hit exactly on target.

In love - warmth and fidelity,

In the pocket - a tight wallet.

Capricorn

Capricorns - smiles, declarations of love,

Bouquets of flowers and warm spring,

Faithful girlfriends and good friends,

A generous husband, obedient children.

There's more excitement in life!

Aquarius

Who is smarter than everyone else in the world?

The most beautiful and sweetest of all?

Among all my friends

Well, of course, Aquarius!

I wish you all the best!

Fish

Unique smile

The curve of beautiful, delicate lips.

And with you, Goldfish

We are not afraid of the deep sea!

Congratulations on your spring day,

And we'll shower you with roses.

Happy International Women's Day to all women! We wish you good luck and don't forget to press the buttons and

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Tenderly beloved since Soviet times B“International Women's DayIn ", that is, the holiday of March 8, we women, as a rule, create ourselves. No, of course, we expect gifts, we rejoice when our men show care and attention, but this day is much more pleasant and safer if we direct the aspirations of the stronger sex in the direction we need in advance. Therefore, let's see what the stars promise us for March 8, 2011, and gently push our men in the most favorable direction. And it will be useful for us ourselves to know what we should do on this day and what not. We are working for the future.

Aries women will be in great demand on this day, but others will need them not only as objects of touching congratulations , but also as an excellent administrator. Therefore, do not take on the task of organizing a holiday if all the men of the team or company in which you are going to celebrate are forced to help you. Let them cope without you, after all, you also have the right to be among the privileged weaker sex on Women’s Day, even if your boss (or friends) for some reason believes that only you, with your sensitive leadership, will prevent men from getting everything mixed up. But if you can’t get rid of it, make a list of gifts, treats, accommodation for festive table, preferred entertainment, and go about your business. So the sheep will be fed and the wolves will be safe.

On this day, Taurus women have a chance to get what they want - from a car as a gift to a promotion. Don't be afraid to voice your desires. Present your boss or someone close to your boss with a bouquet of tulips and a bottle of her favorite perfume, and in a private conversation tell her how you would like to move forward. Most likely, you will be heard and understood as you should. If you have a legal day off on March 8, then do the same the next day - March 9 also passes under the sign of Taurus, so work can be rescheduled for the future. And whisper to your lover or husband what you would like to have. Just don’t demand, show tact and affection.

On her holiday, a Gemini woman can easily find herself in the center of attention: her liveliness and friendliness will help her charm everyone - an honored accountant colleague, a strict boss obsessed with discipline, and employees who will simply be crazy about her sparkling, although not always decent ditties. The main thing is not to burn out, leave a little enthusiasm for the evening, when the most wonderful man in the world will congratulate you. And then the next day all the people around you will be sure that you deserve only the best. If you don’t work on March 8, then show your smartness and charm when buying some necessary and expensive thing - you’ll see they’ll give you a good discount.

Cancer women can take a wait-and-see attitude on this day, and woe to those who do not live up to their expectations. Since they will be sure that on this day everything should go according to their desires, they will make plans for March 8 in advance and calculate what benefit they can derive from the proposed circumstances. Therefore, if you decide to gather guests from people who are necessary and important for your career, then explain to your loved ones in advance that you should not show your children’s rooms to visitors.photos (especially the one where you are thoughtfully sitting on a night vase) and ruin your business image. And hint to your man that on this day you are more than just your beloved woman, let him remember what desires you told him about recently.

Leo women can ignore the advice of the stars on this day and still start a big celebration, because they love holidays so much that it is difficult to refuse an official reason to have fun and enjoy them. Therefore, if you decide to go wild, try to do the most important things the day before, and on March 8, don’t drag out the fun until the night - tomorrow you have to go to work, and there you need to look like after a social reception, like “fife-o-klok”, and not like after the port party. And invite at least one person into the company on whom your career depends in one way or another, find time to talk with him alone and once again “on your fingers” prove your indispensability.

On March 8, Virgo women would rather organize a celebration for others than be the center of attention. The main thing here is not to make a mistake and create a festive mood, treat and butter those who may prove useful in the future. If you are working on this day, then do not forget to feed your bosses with your wonderful pies, and if you are relaxing, then invite those people who will properly appreciate your efforts. Let me remind you: the stars recommend celebrating the holiday modestly on this day, so spend your money not on a sumptuous treat, but on a necessary and “long-lasting” item. Moreover, you can create a miracle from a minimal set of products.

On this day, the stars recommend that Libra women find a reasonable compromise between the desire to celebrate Women’s Day and the need to purchase some long-desired item. Don’t start holidays at home or work, make an agreement with your friend or lover to visit shopping center. Buy what your soul asks for, and then celebrate both the holiday and the purchase right there in a cafe or restaurant. So to speak, combine business with pleasure. Exchange gifts with a friend or accept congratulations from your lover, because this does not have to be done in a private setting, not to mention the fact that on this day in many shopping centers there are holiday concerts, so it will be a full-fledged publication.

The Scorpio woman on this day will expect gifts according to her idea of herself. And since it is too high for her, the gifts must not disappoint her, otherwise the holiday will be spoiled by the throwing of lightning from the eyes and skeptical remarks about the incompetence of the donor. A broken cup or a scratched car can also bring great grief on this day, asMoon in Taurus will set the Scorpio woman in a thrifty mood, and any “attack” on her property will be perceived as a personal threat. Therefore, if you do not want to be upset, then when receiving guests, remove all valuable and favorite things to a distance inaccessible to damage.

On March 8, it will be difficult for Sagittarius women to tie desire and necessity into one knot. Understanding the importance of some actions or gifts aimed at the long term, they will subconsciously desire and expect romance, pompous phrases and a sea of flowers. The best person(lover or girlfriend) in their eyes there will be someone (or she) who can combine all this into one. If you need to work, but want to feel not like a workhorse, but like a Beautiful Lady, then the Sagittarius woman’s mood will be corrected by an unexpected surprise, for example, an item for her collection (umbrellas, bracelets, figurines, etc.), and if she needs to make an important decision , then the one who will then give her an incentive prize will be recognized as the best.

On this day, Capricorn women will most likely prefer to move forward rather than take a break. Even if March 8 is considered a day off at their work, they will take work home, go to advanced training courses, or simply go shopping to update their “work” wardrobe. However, in the evening, these always busy Ladies may indulge in tradition and drink a glass of wine or a cup of tea with someone close to them, but their thoughts will be occupied with the upcoming working day. But if you suddenly want a standard holiday - with long gatherings, pies and toasts, then do not deny yourself this pleasure. Such a desire suggests that it’s high time for you to “let off” steam, and the holiday turned up at a very timely time.

Aquarius women will not leave the phone on this day, accepting congratulations and invitations; their philanthropy will be rewarded with an expression of love and gratitude. And they themselves, most likely, will stay at home and have a holiday of doing nothing or go to the store to replenish supplies (food, cosmetics, clothes). Of course, they will not refuse to treat themselves to a pleasant acquisition, although on this day they will subconsciously choose something practical and necessary. But even if for some reason you don’t want to see anyone on this day, then don’t ignore an unexpected invitation from a person from whom you didn’t expect it - Fate can give you a chance to arrange your future according to your ideas about happiness and success.

For Pisces women, March 8 can be an excellent occasion to see those people whom they have long ignored. This includes a friend whom we haven’t seen for six months, a lover for whom we don’t have enough time due to a busy work schedule, and relatives who have already forgotten what a Pisces woman looks like. Don’t refuse these meetings – they can turn out to be not only pleasant, but also useful. And even if you don’t have the time or desire to do magic in the kitchen or go to the store, even a cup of coffee with crackers will be an excellent addition to communication. And be sincere with these people - a directly expressed problem can be resolved by their good will.

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Magic, rituals and fortune telling for March 8

When, if not on International Women's Day, will fate favor all representatives of the fair sex who decide to find out their destiny? Although the holiday is not a church holiday, of great importance this does not matter - it is celebrated very widely, which means that mental nourishment from different parts of the planet is guaranteed. The magic on March 8 will certainly manifest itself, if only you want it.

March 8 rituals for girls and women

All women want to find happiness. But for some it is in the appearance of the groom, and for others it is in the establishment of already established family relations. Hence the difference in rituals.

Rituals for unmarried girls

You can wait for your fate, standing at the window, or you can push your betrothed a little in the right direction. All rituals are carried out in the morning of March 8 or in the evening from the 7th to the 8th.

1. Cut off a lock of hair that is unkempt after sleep, tie it with three multi-colored threads (do not use black!), and form a small loop with one of the threads. Using this loop, hang the lock of hair above the front door from the inside on a tiny nail. Your betrothed will appear on your doorstep no later than 8 days later. Just don't miss him - who knows who he will be - a lost neighbor or a sushi delivery guy...
2. Under the rug that lies next to front door, draw the number 8 (aka the infinity sign) with lipstick. Place a little salt in the center of one circle and sugar in the center of the second. Look under the rug once a day. Once the traces of lipstick, salt and sugar are completely gone, you will have a man in your life who will stay in it for a long time.
3. To find your betrothed outside the house, prepare a special perfume. To do this, on the evening of March 7, place a bowl of water on the windowsill. Place several fresh flowers in it (potted violets, orchids, outdoor snowdrops, any other spring or indoor flowers), 3 or 5 pieces. Don't cover it with anything. In the morning, stir the water with the flowers three times counterclockwise with your index finger, then run it along your earlobes, jawline, and touch the center of your forehead. On the evening of March 8, pour the water into a glass jar and store it in the refrigerator. Use every morning in the described way - you only need to smear specific areas of the face. Dry the flowers and leave them on the windowsill. The betrothed will be found before the water in the jar runs out.

Rituals for family happiness

Take a pot of soil and three tulip bulbs. Plant them in the ground, arranging them in a triangle shape. On a small piece of paper, write wishes for family happiness, for example:

“Let my husband be faithful to me, love me and appreciate me”;
“Let children grow up obedient, healthy, smart, beautiful, appreciate and love their mother”;
“Let the relationship with your mother-in-law improve.”

Each woman will have her own wish list. As the tulip grows, your wishes will come true.

Fortune telling for March 8

All fortune telling will be in one way or another connected with family happiness, children, men who will meet on your life path in the near future.

Fortune telling for the betrothed

Any girl wants to know what her husband’s name will be. If only for the sake of looking for it in your environment and not missing out on your happiness. We offer three options for such fortune telling.

First option. On the morning of March 8th, put on a beautiful outfit, prepared in the evening. It is best if it includes several wardrobe items - a skirt, a blouse, neckerchief, belt, fishnet socks or stockings, etc. This is needed for fortune telling; you don’t have to walk around in all this all day long. After dressing up, ask your mother or friend to carefully examine you from all sides. There should be a thread on the outfit - just stuck or pulled away from the seam. Take it in your hands (carefully cut it off if it is attached). And wrap it around your index finger.

Each turn of the thread corresponds to a letter of the alphabet. E and E are like one letter. Whichever letter the thread ends with is the one the betrothed's name will begin with.

Now examine the thread.

If she is fair, the groom will be fair-haired;
Dark - brown-haired or brunette;
Motley - red, dyed or bleached;
Cotton thread - the betrothed will be a simple and reliable guy;
Made of silk or other expensive fabric - wealthy.

The thread should be placed in a pendant or attached to a wrist bracelet.

Second option. On the evening of March 7, send congratulations on March 8 to your friends. The more friends there are on the list of recipients, the better. Whichever of them will send a response message first, the name of that one begins with the same letter as the name of your betrothed. There may even be a complete overlap of names - Evgenia-Evgeniy, Victoria-Victor, Alexandra-Alexander, etc.

Third option. Take a piece of paper, cut it into pieces and write whatever you want on each piece. male name. The one you get and will be the name of your future man. You can find out the name of your future husband from pieces of paper online on our website.

The fastest and easiest fortune telling

If you don’t want to bother with threads, papers and scraps, guess online. This modern method is no worse. Our website contains all kinds of online fortune telling that can be found on the Internet.

For example, an interesting fortune telling is on multi-colored knitting threads. It will tell about upcoming events. You will need a bag or jar for threads and the threads themselves. You can use our virtual bag - just click on it and you will find out what the threads you get mean.

Or fortune telling on scraps - we have prepared everything you need for you, just choose two scraps and find out what their combination means.

Comic predictions for March 8

Our predictions are comic in nature, but can have serious consequences.

1. If on the morning of March 8 you stumbled on left leg, tried to grab the nearest support with your left hand and still fell on your left side, then the rich uncle will leave you an inheritance in sunny America. And it doesn’t matter that you don’t have relatives there. You can't escape fate.
2. If you hear the sound of broken glass from the kitchen, a stream of soapy water flows and clouds of smoke billow out while you are reading a magazine on the sofa, your family will be happy. How can you be unhappy with a man who washes the dishes for you and at the same time tries to prepare a birthday cake?
3. Did you see a person in a dark cap outside the window or on the balcony, and this despite the fact that you do not live on the first floor? Don't rush to grab the rolling pin. Perhaps your man has decided to order an unusual delivery of flowers and gifts. If you hit the delivery man with a well-aimed throw of a rolling pin, you will never see your bouquet.
4. Have you heard friendly puffing and stomping under the door since the morning? These are unlikely to be hedgehogs; they are still supposed to be hibernating on March 8th. This is your household preparing a surprise. The main thing is not to scare off. Be patient and don't go outside. And you will be rewarded with breakfast in bed and handmade gifts.
5. Breaking your phone on the morning of March 8 is a twofold sign. On the one hand, she definitely predicts that you will get a new phone as a gift. On the other hand, by lunchtime your friends, mother, mother-in-law, neighbor and two classmates will begin to storm your doors, who began to worry where you disappeared from WhatsApp in the midst of the holiday. Therefore, get ready for the fact that you will be washing your new phone with a large and noisy company.
6. Do you have multi-colored spots flashing before your eyes and feel dizzy? You are not sick. It’s just that the beloved man overdid it with the spring bouquet. He probably loves you very much. Or he ran out of clean socks, and he chose the fragrant bouquet for a reason.
7. If your loved one has arranged a festive dinner with champagne, drink the drink carefully - there may be a long-awaited ring at the bottom. Don’t rush to eat eclairs and cakes either - there may be a ring there too. Carefully carry out reconnaissance with a spoon so as not to delay the engagement for another couple of days (that’s how long you’ll have to wait for the swallowed ring).
8. If your feet itch all day, then a long-awaited trip awaits you. The main thing is to visualize it correctly in your dreams. Otherwise, you can get a trip to Magadan from your boss or an invitation from your husband to plant potatoes at the dacha.

We have all heard about predictions. It is known that such work is carried out by people who are, to one degree or another, connected with various forces that are still incomprehensible and unknown to man. Predictions have been in demand always and everywhere, in all countries and in different eras. Of course, in the modern world, predictions play a huge role, since there are few people who do not want to look into the future. Even the most ardent skeptics sometimes secretly want to know what awaits them next in life. However, predictions are now acquiring not only a strict character, but also their humorous form. And therefore, more and more often you can find comic predictions.

Comic predictions - what are they?

How do cheerful predictions differ from their more strict form? Initially, it is important to note that such predictions can be voiced for different purposes. Many people get tired of reading boring and strict predictions for the day, month, year. I want to defuse the situation, read something funny, but instructive. And therefore, ordinary predictions sometimes turn into a comic form. It can be just humor, a cartoon, and sometimes there is real black humor. While reading funny predictions, you can have a good laugh and take note of a few warnings that will help you avoid various problems in the near future. In addition, when reading comic predictions, the harsh reality is easier to perceive, and it becomes easier to look at life. Whether to believe such predictions is, of course, up to each person. But it would be useful to take warnings into account.

Where are funny predictions used?

However, comic predictions do not always have a strict basis. They can also be used simply to lift your spirits. A person who adopts them is able to quickly become the life of the party and become known as an enviable jokester. You can use them in the office at work, at a party with friends, in general, anywhere, the main thing is that they are appropriate. Naturally, such a prediction does not need to be taken on faith; it is intended only for entertainment. However, there are also frequent cases when even funny predictions, invented for laughter, came true. So even with them you should be careful. Also, cool and funny predictions are often used at holidays and celebrations. These could be birthdays, anniversaries, corporate and home holidays.

At what events are comic predictions most often used?

The first events where fun but instructive predictions originated were weddings. It's rare to see a wedding where guests don't dress up as gypsies on the second day. And what is a gypsy without predictions? In order to raise the festive spirit among those present and simply amuse passers-by, the gypsy in a comic form pronounces predictions to the bride and groom, and then to everyone present. Afterwards, funny predictions began to be used on other holidays. The hero of the day is always wished long life, health, and happiness. Everyone knows this and is accustomed to it. But a humorous prediction, uttered at the height of the holiday, in which humor is mixed with wishes for happiness and longevity, can ignite it with new strength, make the guests laugh and please the hero of the day. Often funny predictions are used at children's parties. Of course, their shape should correspond to the children's theme.

Cool predictions form

Comic predictions used in various forms. If they are pronounced during a feast or wedding, then it is more interesting to use a poetic form. Thus, at the same time, a prediction can become an excellent toast. Also, a fun prediction often becomes part of a game or entertainment. There are many table games in which you can playfully guess who a person was in a past life, of course, with the same comic result. If cool predictions are carried out at children's parties, then this usually creates a feeling of mystery. You can even hold a costume masquerade for a similar purpose. Children interested in a riddle always accept jokes with pleasure.

In general, comic predictions can be used anytime, anywhere. The main thing is that it is appropriate, otherwise the joke simply won’t work.

Comic predictions in verse in one line

1. The day was bright and bright, like a sweet gift.
2. A trip to the sea awaits you soon.
3. Let a tear of joy flow, soon your old friend will return!
4. Down with both anger and revenge, you will receive good news.
5. Wait for the sunset, wait for the dawn, wait for a sweet greeting.
6. Every day and every hour someone thinks about you.
7. Look ahead more cheerfully, wealth awaits you there.
8. Wait a little, the road is waiting for you.
9. Gingerbread and sweets, there will be a lot of joy.
10. Holidays and fun await you at the end of the week.
11. Suddenly you have a new friend.
12. Wait without crying, luck will come to you.
13. The sun is back and happiness is back - you will meet new love.
14. Expect success at work by next Saturday.
15. You will always have delicious food in your house.
16. Try to vacation in the Bahamas six times a year and then you will certainly, certainly, probably be lucky.
17. If you lie down naked on ice for a long time in winter, no harmful microbe will crawl into you.
18. Someone will be lucky again in the coming year, maybe you or a neighbor - you must always be prepared.
19. Changes await you at the beginning of January, prepare for them gradually - don’t waste your time.
20. Try to run carefully at night in icy conditions, and then you will quite possibly celebrate the New Year.

Funny predictions

1. When giving your beloved a bouquet of daisies, count all the petals. Must be: loves!
2. When expecting a bad event, do not twist the button: it will definitely come off.
3. You are lucky! Therefore, be more modest and do not grab more lucky tickets.
4. When crossing the road, look around - there is a chance of meeting your destiny.
5. Approach your boss with the right foot - and a promotion awaits you.
6. Always smile! And no one will call you a gloomy person. Keep quiet! And no one will call you a bore.
7. Your life is an endless road, so choose a reliable means of transportation along it - a car.
8. Today is the best day for you! As the others!
9. Buy a book that you don't like at all - and you will find the answers to all your questions.
10. During the first week after the New Year, a pleasant surprise awaits you.
11. When leaving the entrance of your house, turn your head to the right. The brand of the car standing there will soon appear in yours too.
12. If your neighbors knock on the battery today, then a fun and unforgettable New Year awaits you.
13. In the New Year you will win a million dollars, but then you will give it all to charity.
14. In the New Year, you will be able to get rid of your bad habit, but you will also acquire a couple of new ones.
15. In the New Year you will be given the most desired gift - a goldfish. True, it will be stuffed with rice and herbs.
16. In the New Year, you will learn and discover a lot of new and useful things, but now please open a bottle of champagne.
17. In the New Year, you will have the pleasure of spending a lot of money, as well as the pleasure of earning it.
18. In the New Year, you will get yourself a new pet, and give the old one to a nursing home.
19. If on June 1 you wear your clothes inside out, then many people of the opposite sex will pay attention to you. Maybe you will find love!
20. If you come across a foreign body in bread, know that this is good luck!

Astrological comic predictions

1. The stars are favorable to you. However, you should not catch them in a bowl of salad, otherwise the powerful influence of Mars may contribute to prophetic dreams under the table.
2. Venus in the second house foretells a hearty dinner with excesses and moderate physical activity on the dance floor.
3. Ritual dancing on the table is contraindicated for your zodiac sign, otherwise an unpleasant meeting in a government house is possible.
4. People of your sign are smiling, cheerful, talkative, funny... hey, dear, aren't you drinking too much champagne?
5. Abuse of shouts of “Happy New Year!” is fraught with throat diseases; "Happy New Year!" should be pronounced with just your lips, rolling your eyes meditatively.
6. The stars are not located in the best possible way: The most susceptible to rhythmic twitching will be the knee, hand, elbow and hip joints.
7. Your patron planet Mercury foreshadows an unexpected turn of events after your toast to love.
9. From today you are under the auspices of the planet Venus, which will present you with new unexpected love.
10. This night the stars are positioned in the sky so that everything you have dreamed of getting for so long is shining for you.

New Year Wishes

1. Good luck, happiness, peace to you! You will have your own apartment!
2. I wish you to save the style! You will have a car!
3. Luck will not leave you! There will be a new dacha for you!
4. A toast to your health! There will be career growth for you!
5. I wish you good luck! A new addition to your family is waiting for you!
6. Surround you with comfort! And your income will increase!
7. Let success follow! You are the best to study!
8. There are many different impressions! On wonderful journeys!
9. Don't let worry bother you! A new job is waiting for you!
10. I wish you not to be bored in vain, There will be new friends!

At the festive table, especially in the first half of the evening, various table games, quizzes, chants and competitions take place wonderfully. They help you get ready for the holiday, get to know each other better and relax. It is better to choose the party program based on the occasion and tastes of the audience.

Collected here table games and competitions for March 8 from a variety of sources (thanks to the authors), which ones to choose is up to you. These are quizzes, tests, games and entertainment that are written about women and for women.

1. Table game for March 8th “Comic forecast for the evening.”

(give out numbers to everyone, it is advisable to figure out as you go which task is more suitable for a man or a woman, perhaps even make small notes on the numbers)

Presenter: I suggest you find out the forecast for tonight, and at the same time get to know each other better. As soon as you hear your number, vigorously raise your hand up, agreeing with what was said

Today, number 1 will sing the most.

Number 2 will dance the most.

Today, number 3 will shine and star the most.

But more often and louder than anyone else he will shout, “Pour more! " - number 5

Today numbers 6 and 7 will hold hands and dance and sing: “And we are penguins, but we are not cold, and we live in the north”

The 8th will pester the 9th all evening with the words: “Why do you girls, you love beautiful ones.”

And the 10th will exclaim all evening: “Where am I?”

Today is 11... I will be inviting my colleagues to relax in Haiti all evening.

And 12... will chase men with the words: “Look me in the eyes!”

-...After the party, the 13th will leave on his own...

Singing: “I’m drunk and drunk, I won’t make it home,” the 14th will leave in a car...

And the 15th... and the 16th... will hardly lead away the 17th..., who will shout: “All men...”

In an hour the 18th will say that she (He) the most (th) cool (Ouch),

In 1.5 hours the 19th... will say that he is Mega Star,

And after 2 hours 20... won’t say anything.

Tomorrow the 21st invites you to improve your health...

And with the words “Does a cow give a lot of milk?” - tomorrow she will wake up in someone else’s bed 22nd

The 23rd will drink to the prosperity of all guests all evening with the words: “And I wish you happiness!”

The 24th will allow the 25th not to come to work tomorrow,

And the 26th will come to work with a jar of pickle and treat everyone.

The 27th will dance on the table, and the 28th will sit quietly... under the table and sing “a million, million, million scarlet roses”

The 29th will spend the entire evening looking at a bottle of vodka in fascination and saying: “What the hell, I’m so in love with you.”

Well, in conclusion of our acquaintance, I cannot help but say about the 30th and the following numbers, which will now stand up and loudly say: “Enough, people talk, we need to pour it, people!”

(Source: prazdnovik.ru)

2. Table game for March 8th “Which woman doesn’t dream?”

4. Game moment"Holiday menu"

There are many different recipes,

To feed the family.
I propose you today
Unravel my menu.

I know it's not new to you,
Vegetable or fruit,
And I’m happy to help your health
Most useful for everyone... (salad)

He is a relative close to fellow salads,
You need to eat it more often for your health.
There is no more vitamin than it, no more beetroot,
And his name is vegetable... (the vinaigrette).

He's the first course. It's soup, but what kind of soup!
It is prepared by fishermen over the river.
And this is not fiction, not nonsense,
Fresh fish is ready... (ear)

Another soup, and again not simple,
It is also called “field”.
Remove from the fire and eat in the air -
Prepared with millet smoke... (kulesh).

It also applies to jellies and aspics,
It comes in chicken, goose and pork.
He is simply the “father” of all Russian dishes.
Ready with horseradish and mustard... (aspic)

There is fish, meat,
There is vegetable, chop.
There is no secret in her recipe,
Made from minced meat... (cutlet)

Now let's add a little
Vegetables, rice or potatoes.
For the stomach to have a feast,
To go with the cutlet you need to take... (garnish)

Approaching dessert already,
I will test you, experts:
What's like a jellyfish on the table?
Colored sweet... (jelly)

Another dessert, but who knows...
It is baked in the oven.
Filling - eggs and cottage cheese,
Maybe with jam... (pie)

They serve it on the “third”
Although sometimes they drink first,
Sugar, water, fruit -
And now it’s ready... (compote)

(Source: gamevil.ru)

5. Table competition for March 8 “War of the Sexes”

All guests participate in this competition, who must be conditionally divided into two teams: male and female players. The facilitator asks the teams questions one by one. In this case, the women's team is asked men's questions, and the men's team is asked women's questions. competition for March 8 can be done on any corporate holiday.

Examples of questions for women:

What is a carburetor a part of? ( Motor)

What can you hit with a “poke”? (On the ball)

Is the hood of your car located at the front or rear? (Front)

What is a shootout? (Penalty in hockey)

In which direction is the force applied when working with a saw: towards yourself or away from you? (Push)

Do the Bure brothers play football or hockey? (In hockey)

Where was the 2002 FIFA World Cup held? (In Japan)

Which company's products have a tick-shaped emblem? (Nike)

Examples of questions for men:

Why do women drip nail polish onto torn tights? (So that the arrow does not appear on torn tights)

When threading a needle, what should be stationary: the needle or the thread? (Needle)

What is highlighting? (Coloring individual strands of hair)

Why might a woman need acetone? (Remove old nail polish)

What is the name of the small bag that holds the items needed to do makeup? (Beauty bag)

Is yeast used in shortbread dough? (No)

Do I need to wash off the dye from my hair after coloring it? (Yes)

Wax, cream, mechanical devices, and laser devices can be used for this process. What is this process? (Depilation)

For each correct answer the team receives a bonus point

(Source: marryland.ru)

6. Quiz for March 8 “What was the first thing a woman did?”

(choose the correct one
riant)

1. The woman came up with a holiday …….

a) Valentine's Day;

c) Defender of the Fatherland Day;

d) Independence Day.

2. The woman was the first to spend….

A) lottery ;

b) demonstration;

c) Defender of the Fatherland Day;

d) Independence Day.

2. The woman was the first to spend….

A) lottery ;

b) demonstration;

c) beauty contest;

d) horizon line.

3. The woman introduced the tradition…..

a) cut nails;

b) wash your hands before eating;

c) take off your shoes before going to bed;

G ) drink tea at 5 o'clock morning.

4. The woman came up with…

a) office glue;

b) push pins;

c) paper clips;

G) clerical" correct R».

5. The woman was first…….

a) astronomer;

b) psychic;

V) medium ;

d) a gossip

6. The woman came up with….

A) teddy bear ;

b) a rubber baby elephant;

c) tin soldier;

d) chocolate bunny.

7. The woman sent first….

a) telegram;

V) « valentine »;

d) “letter of happiness.”

8. Woman created….

a) Online store;

b) Internet cafe e;

c) virtual registry office;

d) virtual acquaintance.

9. The woman opened the lardn hygiene for……

A ) women ;

b) men;

10. Woman designed….

c) sink;

G ) "belt fidelity»

11. A woman invented…..

A) dishwasher ;

b) washing machine;

c) the justice machine;

d) time machine.

7. Competition for a corporate party at the table

"Thinking outside the box"

Leading: Let's remember what qualities help when people want to impress each other. For example, the ability to think outside the box. To develop this skill, let's practice a little. You have to guess which ones famous fairy tales there is a speech. For example, in “The Tale of How a Psychic Gave the President a Radar Device” we are talking about the Golden Cockerel. The golden cockerel, a gift from the magician, warned the king about the advance of enemies.

About how love turns a beast into a man. (The Scarlet Flower)

About the first victim of a bad investment. (Pinocchio)

About the advantage of stone buildings over thatched ones. (3 little pigs)

About the difficult path of a bakery product to the consumer. (Kolobok)

About how a large animal used child labour V household. (Masha and the Three Bears)

About overcrowding of living space, which led to the destruction of the building. (Teremok)

8. Game at the table “Auction of compliments on March 8th”.

Playing compliments with the audience. Men say adjectives that characterize women starting with the letter “F” (LIVING, CHEERFUL, BURNING DESIRED, IRON, PEARL FEMININE, WAITING, COMPLETELY BURRING, and women praise men starting with the letter “M” (FASHIONABLE, WISE, SWEET, MAGICAL YOUNG, POWERFUL. DREAMY)

Finally, the guests' imagination runs out; whoever comes up with the last male and female compliment receives prizes from the host.

9. Prize in riddles

The prize is taken and wrapped in paper. The contents of any riddle are glued to the wrapper. Turns around again. And again the riddle sticks. And so ten times. The players sit in a circle. The presenter gives one a prize wrapped in ten wrappers. The player removes one wrapper, sees the riddle, and reads to himself. If he guessed it, he says the riddle; if not, he reads the riddle out loud; whoever guessed it gets the right to further unwrap the prize and everything continues according to the same pattern. The winner is the one who, guessing the riddle, gets to the very end.

1) Which ditty mentions both women and the number 8? (“Eight girls, one me..”)

2) What alcoholic drink reminds you of Women's Day? (Martini)

3) Remember the films with the word woman? (“Strange woman”, “Sweet woman”, “Beloved woman of the mechanic Gavrilov”, “A woman as a gift”, “A woman for everyone”, “Women”, “A lonely woman wants to meet”...)

4) Which movies contain adjectives about women? (“The most charming and attractive”; “The only one”, “The faithful wife”)

5) Which songs mention women's names? (“Lisa, don’t leave”, “Ah, Tanya, Tanechka”, “At the samovar, me and my Masha”; “Hello, Alena”, “A stewardess named Zhanna”; “And I’m flowers for Lily”; “Natasha, Natasha , if only a miracle..")

6) What wines are named female names? (Lydia, Isabella; Dunyasha)

7) What plants have female names? (Rose, Pansies; Daisies; Ivan da Marya)

8) What movies with female names (“Mashenka”, “Zhenya, Zhenechka and Katyusha”, “Anna Karenina”; “Valentin and Valentina”; “Nina”).

(Source: melochi-jizni.ru)

11. Table game-cry

"Exercising at the table."

The presenter explains the rules of this: when she makes a gesture with her right hand, the guests on the right shout: (no, no), when she gestures with her left hand, the guests on the left: (yes, yes). If your hands are above your head - all in unison: (we agree), hands on your sides - men in a bass voice: (hurray!)

I have a question - will we celebrate the holiday? (left - yes)

Will we be silent and bored? (right - no)

Need a drink, a snack (left - yes)

Can I offer you some tea? (right - no)

The gentlemen will dance for us (on the sides - hurray)

Ladies let men kiss (overhead - we agree)

The guests will probably all sing (left - yes)

From now on, we wish to surprise you with beauty - (left - yes)

And hide it from everyone - (right - no)

So that everyone in our hall would scream today (on the sides - hurray)

Because in fact, your holiday is knocking on the door - (left - yes)

We pour wine for everyone (on the sides - hurray and above the head - we agree)

Predictions for women on March 8. Comic predictions