December 31st is coming soon, it’s time to download short, cool congratulations Happy New Year of the Rat 2020, I offer my funny, cheerful poems to friends, colleagues, girlfriends in prose, pictures, SMS and comic musical pranks (video).
New Year is a holiday of magic and fun, a time when you can joke and laugh, because how you greet the year is how you will spend it. I advise you to celebrate the Year of the Rat as brightly as possible; to do this, I suggest using cool congratulations in the form of SMS and congratulations in the form of a phone call.
Order a call to a friend and see his reaction. I’m sure the whole company will remember this New Year’s prank for a very long time.
Cool Happy New Year 2020 greetings
If you need to have fun, then you will like these cool Happy New Year greetings. All options can be downloaded for free for SMS distribution.
Let Santa Claus have a crimson nose
He will make a contribution to your savings book,
Snow Maiden secretly all year
Gives him good cognac,
And Santa Claus is out of the bag
The currency snowball will shake!
Happy New Year!
I wish you happiness and joy!
Don't drink wine - cognac,
For a snack - pike perch,
Thicker New Year's cake
There are more friends at the table,
Have fun from the heart
But you can't fall under the tree,
To Santa Claus
He wasn’t taken to the sobering-up station.
Ded Frost this time
In the sled I stepped on the gas -
The GPS seems to be broken -
And he drove past us!
But we are not kids either,
Good at this:
Without any of you Morozov
Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts!
X well done and Olivier,
Manicure and studio,
Oh, and Santa Claus asked
We have a whole cartload of worries!
But on New Year's Day
We are not afraid of troubles.
With a staff, Frost, strike,
Shower us with gifts!
If the New Year rings for you
The three little pigs will knock
Open the door quickly
Serve the treat!
They will bring good luck
Maybe you can build a dacha,
You'll find a lot of pigs there
Two hundred pink ears...
You will be happy, because then
There will always be a Year of the Pig!
Well, if we're being serious,
Here's some advice for you:
Grunt loudly at midnight -
New Year it will pass without any problems!
Everything is known to you everywhere,
A keen eye will notice everything,
You are in any truffle swamp
You'll find it in no time, just in time.
I wish you wealth
And better health,
And of course, so that no one to you
Didn't plant the pigs!
Happy New Year greetings - funny and short
Funny and funny wishes Happy New Year 2019 may be different, but I have prepared for you short sms Happy New Year of the Pig, just look how funny and interesting they are.
I wish you a New Year
Don't forget who lives where,
Remember your own name
And remain unharmed
Do not lose honor and pride,
Don't dance without pants
Don't fall asleep under a lush fir tree,
And get to bed!
I wish you on this national holiday,
To a cheerful kind boar
At the feet of the New Year tree
I kissed you all on the penny!
Celebrating the New Year of the Pig,
I'm ready to openly become a pig -
I wish you all the best of luck
And a trough full of happiness!
With vinka is a symbol of reflection,
Sleep, peace, kindness,
Wise, balanced decisions,
And from them - a carload of dough!
Generous pig, thieves,
With her is prosperity and offspring,
In general, we wish for you
Have a wonderful life this year!
With the chime of bells
Santa Claus is calling you with him,
Happy New Year,
Year of the Earth Pig.
May it be a symbol of prosperity for you too
Will make dreams come true,
To be healthy and loved,
And everything else - buy!
Psa is about to be replaced by Boar,
Let him be kind to us,
So that the whole year is continuous “good varnish”
Congratulations to you! Let it be so!
I came up with something in ancient times.
To the Pig mascot
She brought good luck to the house,
And the coins are in your pocket!
Will you be more polite to Piggy?
And she will answer that.
What will save you for a long time
From worries and problems!
F ortuna spins the drum -
The Boar is rushing to meet us!
With joy and abundance
Our cloven-hoofed brother.
He harrows the ground with his fangs,
He tells us all to live impressively,
And cherish strong friendship,
Don’t agonize over grief for too long!
Love to eat, relax,
Skillfully deceive enemies
And cherish your family -
Don't disturb her peace!
Let three smart little pigs,
They'll give you a job:
Drinking coffee in the morning is lucky.
Work with a bright mood!
Receive guests with love,
And don’t get tired of worries!
May the coming New Year,
It will bring success and happiness!
Cool Happy New Year greetings to work colleagues
You can also pick up some cool Happy New Year 2020 greetings for your colleagues and team, don’t let your work and service partners upset you in the new year.
For the coming New Year
It's time to wish your colleagues
Less hard work
More nice salaries!
Let clients become smarter
The staff will be nice
Let the authorities praise, cherish,
And work will become easier than play!
Not only work success
Let Santa Claus carry it in his sack,
And humor, joy, laughter,
And only the salary - seriously!
The New Year's table is set:
There is champagne here,
There is cognac, wine and vodka,
And under the fur coat there is a herring.
And my colleagues and I are now
We'll eat it all in one go!
I wish you a Happy New Year
Live without grief and worries!
Don't go to the pharmacy all year,
Pay off the entire mortgage
Travel to the Bahamas more often,
Don't make drama out of problems
And don’t accumulate grudges,
Life will immediately become easier!
May the New Year bring you
Prosperity and income.
May success follow you
So that there is no interference in anything.
May your health be good,
The mind is enlightened, tenacious,
There is peace in the world, and harmony in families.
Raise everyone's salaries.
A lot of strength and optimism,
Travel and tourism,
In the souls - sunny weather.
Everyone, colleagues, Happy New Year!
The Year of the Pig has come, my friend,
Congratulations from the bottom of my heart.
May success find you
Happiness will rush to your home.
Let everything be smooth in the family,
Your dreams will come to life.
And problems without looking back
Let them run away from you!
Merry New Year greetings in your own words
Happy New Year! In the year of the Metal Rat, we wish you health, rat wealth, but at the same time maintain a human appearance!
The New Year is another chance to start over, pull yourself together and live the life you want, and not the one someone else invented for you. I wish you don’t put anything off anymore, make your dreams come true now, change jobs today, don’t go on a diet on Monday. In general, I wish you fewer missed chances in the New Year!
Let the rat become a talisman for the coming year and bring prosperity to your home, joy, peace and love to your soul, and dear and close people to your life. Smiles, fireworks, fireworks, fun, drive, bright holiday, full of miracles!
I congratulate you on the upcoming New Year of the Rat! There is so much I want to say and wish! Firstly, making all your fantasies and plans come true! Secondly, fulfillment of desires and many victories in life! Let there be a lot of positive things, joys and bright impressions!
In the New Year, I wish to open distant countries, bank accounts, and my own talents. Reveal - the secrets of happiness, the secrets of longevity, hugs for love. Closing - doors to the past, eyes from pleasure, face from the southern sun. And always enjoy your own discoveries. Happy New Year!
I wish you a Happy New Year! And at this festive hour, I wish you not to oversleep such a fabulous night, as well as good luck in the coming year. Be a lucky birder - holding a nimble titmouse with one hand, try to catch a soaring crane in the sky with the other.
Happy wonderful, magical holiday to you! Let New Year's round dance fiery feelings, pleasant excitement, unforgettable impressions, long-awaited gifts and amazing surprises rush to you, let the string happy days doesn't stop all year!
I wish that this Christmas story gave you a magical mood and many unforgettable miracles! May there be even more happiness in your soul this new year! With all my heart I wish you pure love, like white snow, cheerful and faithful friends and a whole bag of money!
Friends, may these funny, short, beautiful and cool Happy New Year greetings amuse you and please your friends and loved ones. Don't be sad this time magical holiday, give a smile and joy. May your dreams come true and let sadness pass by. Happy New Year.
This is the most magical moment
There's a loud knock, open the door.
And let good luck come to your home with it,
A bag of smiles and a trainload of ideas!
May there be a lot of happiness in the coming year,
Let the house be full of relatives and friends.
And let bad weather pass by,
After all, a year passes and grief remains in it.
Make a wish while the chimes ring,
Sparkling wine glows in the glass.
Magic moment! After all, it’s a date with childhood.
And your wish will definitely come true!
Happy New Year 2019 and leave my congratulations for you. May the coming year grunt with happiness and squeal with joy, may the Year of the Pig bring prosperity and prosperity to your home. Keep your nose up, believe in your dreams and enjoy every day of Piggy's magical year.
Happy New Year 2019!
Let the fluffy snowflakes
They dance in the sky,
Pig comes through the snow -
He brings gifts to everyone!
Let her be round and rosy
Many joys will come
Life will be fun and glorious
Every day and all year round!
Accept mine New Year's greetings. I wish you a sea of joy, I wish you prosperity, and you arrive right at the ceiling. May the year be successful, may luck in business not let you down, may success await you around every turn. May the year of the pig bring goodness, prosperity and spiritual comfort to your homes.
Christmas trees are decorated and with roller coasters,
Clear weather and friends nearby.
All the best! May all your wishes
Things will come true faster with Pig!
Let the new year 2019 be bright and unforgettable for you. Let the good New Year's bustle, like a whirlwind of restless snowflakes, swirl you in a whirlpool of fabulous, happy days. I wish that this year brings with it good luck, the logical completion of all planned tasks and the fulfillment of your most cherished expectations. Happy holiday!
Let Pig give
Fun, good luck
And many different
Surprises to boot!
The New Year 2019 is flying and rushing towards us. I wish that he brings everyone a bag of happiness, mixed with luck and chronic success. Let the ringing of the chimes be a harbinger of the beginning of a new, prosperous life, filled with joy, love, bright lights of pleasant events, cheerful meetings and the fulfillment of desires. Happy New Year!
May it be the year of the Pig
It will be bright
And it will bring happiness
As a gift!
In this year of the pig, I wish you to swim in a lot of goodness and money. Let the pig bring you success, joy and prosperity with its little patch. Let this congratulation be the start for a string of fulfillment of the most long-awaited desires, and let this year become profitable and filled with only joyful events. Happy New Year!
Oink! I wish you to rush happily,
Like skating on ice,
And good luck to meet
In the coming year!
I hasten to leave my congratulations for you, because the New Year is already on the threshold - the year of Piggy. Congratulations and I sincerely want to wish that you can grunt with pleasure all year long and live every new day without stress and problems. Good luck, happiness inside and around you, love, success and immodest wealth! Happy New Year.
Let him be a funny little piglet
Pig will knock on the house,
To give happiness
And make your dreams come true!
I wish the new year 2019 to bring many pleasant impressions, happiness, and good news! Catch luck by the tail, don’t miss opportunities and live in abundance! I wish you to spend an interesting year and enjoy the little things!
Confetti, balloons, crackers,
Round dance of white flakes!
Happy New Year! Happy Year of Piggy!
May he bring happiness
It will be nice, it will be bright
From pleasant changes
And wonderful gifts
Presents every day!
So the new year has crept up, full of hopes, desires and plans! Receive our congratulations on the most good wishes! Let the Year of the Pig be relaxed, interesting, without haste, but business can wait!
May it bring you a lot of happiness
Pig on a wonderful New Year!
Let the mood be bright
Like Christmas tree decorations
And the days sparkle with joy,
Like Christmas lights!
Let all the best come true
What was planned - it turns out
And everything that the heart is waiting for,
This New Year will give!
I wish that my congratulations along with the positive Pig bring you only happiness, success and a lot of joy this New Year! I wish you to always remember that life is beautiful and get the most out of it! Let everything you dream about come true on this bright holiday!
A cheerful piglet flashed
And a pig's tail,
Piglet came to see us,
To wish you good luck.
Let the whole new year pass
In a good mood
Let us have a minimum of worries
And maximum luck!
The New Year is in a hurry to burst in
The year is two thousand nineteen!
He will warm you, he will help you,
Only the best will multiply.
And anxiety and sadness,
What once bothered you -
Everything is left behind the line
After all, happiness has a simple key:
Kindness, love - without measure,
Act easily and boldly.
Achieve goals quickly
Stay human!
Let the streams of income ring,
Bad weather doesn't bother you.
Hobbies, shocks,
Crazy moods.
Preparing for a holiday is always a routine and long job. But when the day of the holiday comes, it is the best day in life. All the guests are beautiful, everyone is in a good mood and everyone is ready to have fun and spend time with interest. New toasts for the New Year 2019 - the year of the pig - will help you prolong the fun and make the holiday even brighter and more emotional. Funny and short, cool and serious - every toast is a masterpiece, and therefore absolutely all guests will raise their glasses.
The pig is the most thrifty animal! It’s not for nothing that most piggy banks are made in the shape of pigs.
I wish you to save up for your dream in the coming year and make it come true!
I wish all of us to keep our tails on a hook in the coming year and look at everything with a smile!
Dear friends! There is such a wonderful joke:
A wolf, a fox and a pig fell into the same pit. Time passed and the fox thought:
- There is a pig, which means there will be meat, I’ll last longer.
The wolf thinks:
- there is a pig - there is meat. There is a fox - there is a woman. You can live.
The pig thinks:
- here I’m clearly superfluous, - and suggests: - let me sing for you.
The wolf and the fox agreed, and the pig squealed. The hunters came running at the squeal and shot the wolf and the fox. At the last minute the wolf thought:
- damn it, there was meat and there was a woman, no, I wanted another show!
Friends! I propose to drink so that in the coming year we will all have plenty of everything, and every day will be a real show with a good ending!
When someone gets very drunk on vodka, they say about him - a pig!
What if a person became drunk after a bottle of expensive cognac, what is it called? - a wealthy pig!
Let's raise our glasses so that we can all be wealthy and live the next year in such a way that we don't deny ourselves anything.
In the meantime, watch the New Year's video congratulations on the Year of the Pig.
When the pig saw the grill, it began barking at the neighbors and catching mice...
What I mean is that everything in our lives for the next year will go according to plan, and there will be nothing unexpected!
It recently became clear that the pig is the most useful animal! You can use absolutely anything from it, even the name for a curse word.
May you have absolutely everything in the coming year, and more. And if someone swears at you, then tell him about the symbol of the year.
Mom scolds her son because he got dirty and says: “You’re just a pig!” Do you know who this is?
The son answers - yes, this is the son of a pig...
In the New Year, I wish you all to treat others the way you would want them to treat you. And then this year will be the best and kindest!
There was only one mistake in the congratulations sent out. It said: Happy New Year, pigs!
You see how one mistake, one small comma can ruin everything. May everything be error-free for you in the coming year, and let little troubles pass you by.
Let the Pig not be bored
And he doesn’t sit idle:
Attracts luck into life
Follows luck
Brings new happiness
The house is reliably protected.
Everything that's just the heart asks,
May this year give!
Happy New Year, my dear man. I wish the year of Piggy to be happy, kind and rich for you. May each coming day bring success, luck and love. I wish you to enjoy life the way a pig rejoices while splashing in a puddle, I wish you to believe in miracles and experience them in reality. Your Oink-oink!
"Happy New Year!" - I say
And I will do everything. Oink-oink!
Let the cereal outside the window make you happy,
And the songs of red-breasted bullfinches,
Little by little wishes come true,
Warm messages from friends are awaiting.
And the whole year will be just as bright,
Like this holiday - with a touch of magic,
May he bring wonderful gifts
And it will turn out to be happiness and goodness!
The New Year is just around the corner, can you hear it already grunting nearby? Please accept my congratulations on Best wishes. May there be happiness in your home, may every new day bring good luck, may this whole year be full and cheerful, like the life of a perky piggy.
Trees are painted with silver,
The frost on the windows brought out curls,
The house is decorated with love and warmth,
There are colorful toys on the Christmas tree.
May the long-awaited holiday bring
As a gift, good luck and luck,
It will be a happy and wonderful year
And every wish is waiting to be fulfilled!
2019 is grunting around the corner. I send you my congratulations and sincerely wish you to swim in money like a pig in mud and also cheerfully and carefree to meet every day of the coming year. Health and strength, patience and happiness, good luck and joy, enthusiastic squeals and satisfied smiles.
From Pig as a gift - success, luck,
Pleasant surprises, fun at the Christmas tree!
Do you hear? Someone grunts outside the door. This is the New Year coming - the year of Piggy. Congratulations and I sincerely wish that this year does not act like a pig at all and brings you a lot of fun entertainment, interesting ideas, carefree days, happy holidays, untold wealth and boundless love.
Oink-oink, I’m in a hurry to come to you for the holiday,
I bring gifts, congratulations!
I'm approaching the snowmen
To show the direction.
Don't be afraid, I won't go astray
I walk confidently and boldly!
Don't be afraid, I won't catch a cold,
I put on a warm hat!
Good luck, happiness and success
I give it to everyone who wants it.
Believe me, there are enough of them for everyone.
It's going to be a great year, I promise!
A grunt is heard on the threshold, this means that the New Year is coming and not just a year, but the Year of the Pig. And I wish this year to be well-fed, kind, cheerful and always prosperous. Let your soul squeal with happiness, let luck kiss you on the spot.
The snowstorm is frolicking outside the window,
The mischievous frost is playing pranks,
And the New Year is knocking on the house -
Favorite holiday since childhood!
Happy life round dance
Let him race more fun!
May good luck await you ahead
The dream will come true!
The New Year is knocking on our doors, giving gifts, joyful emotions and let it ring wonderful congratulations. And with every line that sounds, let there be health, happiness, a bag of money, a barrel of honey, so that life is sweet. Let your bosses respect you, let your friends adore you, let great love overwhelm you, and let the New Year's feast be entertaining. Happy New Year Piggy!
Happy New Year!
Hello! I am a cheerful and kind pig!
I was in a hurry, I was in a hurry as much as I could!
I have an important task to complete:
Delivering a gift is great luck!
My second gift is a huge success,
And the third - cheerful and joyful laughter!
I present these gifts today,
I promise to help you with everything all year long!
Happy New Year, Happy Year of Piggy, congratulations! And get ready to have a fun, happy and successful year! I sincerely wish that no one in your environment behaves like a pig and does not think of putting a pig on you, so that you will be lucky all year round and have a wonderful life. I also wish you to bathe in luxury and happiness, like cute pink piglets bathe in a puddle and mud.
May good luck will give a year,
Life will be joyful, happy
And, like a New Year's ball,
So bright and beautiful!
On the coming grunting year of 2019, I sincerely congratulate you. And I wish you health and happiness, love and good luck, fun and peace, miracles and goodness. Don't stick your snout anywhere and always keep your ponytail crocheted. And may the Year of the Pig give you new dreams and opportunities to fulfill them.
Let the snow fly
Like white fluff
And the Christmas tree sparkles
Cherished dreams Kabanchik
Hurry up!
Happy New Year, Happy Year of the Pig. Accept wishes of love, warmth, prosperity, peace, happiness and good luck. Let 2019 joyfully grunt with great opportunities and prospects, immodest successes and victories. I wish that magic happens to you all year, that every day of the coming year is kind, cheerful and amazing.
Surprises - as pleasant as the first snowball,
Under the decorated Christmas tree there is a bag of gifts!
Joy-filled, sunny days
And many cheerful, good friends!
Happy New Year 2019. May the Year of the Pig bring happiness and comfort to your home, and I ask you to accept the following congratulations: love, attention and respect, prosperity, joy and peace, fun, inspiration and good luck, success, goodness and miracles.
Happy New Year of the Pig!
The time for a miracle is coming
The heart of a fairy tale awaits.
May your wishes come true
Pig for the New Year!
Happy New Year, happy 2019, called the Year of the Pig. My congratulations are flying to you with kind and warm wishes of happiness and joy. May the year of Piggy bring good luck, fun, prosperity and a wonderful mood. I wish you to grunt happily with pleasure and never lose face in the dirt this year.
PRE-WINTER
And in the village it’s young winter again
rules the holiday, life and will.
Today they kill pigs and greet them from the hill
the tart smell of smoke and farmsteads.
It's like my time has rolled back
along the ruddy houses and dams.
The sleeping lamps hum under the awnings,
like the sky-high roar of airplanes.
They dumped the pig on a squat table,
a wild cry rushed under the roof,
the narrow knife unmistakably found the heart,
the spirit with the smoking blade came out.
The smoke of scorched bristles turns blue in the cracks,
The dusk of the window breathes with frost.
The blood will wake up and remember itself in names
illuminated by the pagan sun.
The chains ring loudly and the gates creak;
The dog smells meat in its womb:
trembling of languor - a wave from ears to tail,
and the tongue is like a flame of chills!
Ritually, the owner removes the soot -
precision of hands and hereditary experience.
From the open carcass - billowing steam
and Veles's thawed murmur.
Whispering yellow pages - the mistress has words,
the owner answers her gloomily.
A pig's head looks at the sky from the snow
through the eyes of the wooden Chur.
The dark meaning coincides with all the fuss.
The stove is hot in the house...
Here's the meat hanging on hooks in the pantry
and amber bile over the porch.
Fresh on the table! Grated radish kurzhak,
Milk mushrooms are melting under a cap of sour cream.
Pervak flickers in a foggy bottle
and the glasses rattle with impatience!
For the health of the owners, prosperity, comfort,
so that the rye is not destroyed by frost!..
And they will sing an old song in Russian,
wiping away tears...
Victor Kovrizhnykh
A wonderful poem by a wonderful author. I wish he wouldn't be offended by my parody:
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We are not prudes. We are not prudes.
Everyone knows where the meat comes from.
It happens that even before winter
The pig no longer survives.
Pre-winter snow will fall.
Squeal, scream - where to go?
Everything has its hard-earned time -
It's time to turn into meat.
I walked, grunted and here I am
It means the end has come.
Will cut sharp knife belly -
There was a pig, now it's pork.
They didn't let me live, you bastards.
The knife is used quickly.
How good it is to be a dog
When the owner is not Korean.
Let there be an escalope in the restaurant
(not knowing what comes from where)
The ignorant redneck is chewing,
And the boar loses his life here.
Inspired by pig murder
The poet will write, like, an ode.
He writes not for aesthetes,
But for ordinary people.
Without meat there is no inspiration.
With fresh moonshine
The poet suddenly thinks,
What after all: Pegasus is horse meat!
Everything that exists is a farm for:
Hooves with wings and mane.
A good thought came
Although somewhat playful.
Let the bay Pegasus live.
It will still be useful for a poet.
Pervak shimmers like a diamond
And invites you to have fun.
The poet came to the table.
They poured more for him than everyone else.
There is no moral in this fable.
Tell me, did you expect it?
