Probably, it will not be a secret that many people dream of meeting the next year cheerfully and recklessly. Moreover, no one has canceled the proverb known to everyone: “How will you meet New Year, so you will spend it. However, some people are at a loss on the eve of the holiday, because they do not know how to provide fun in new year's eve. In fact, the solution is quite simple - to have a folk-style party and remember the funny ditties for the New Year 2019.
Funny and cheerful quatrains to the harmonica or a cappella have always been very popular among our people. They were performed during almost all folk festivals. They sang about our life with a certain amount of irony. Resting and singing ditties, people ridiculed shortcomings in the hope of becoming the best.
Origin and characteristics
Chastushki, as a genre of folk art, arose in the middle of the eighteenth century. They appeared among rural youth. Basically, they were performed by guys to the accordion or balalaika. Chastushkas, as a rule, were of an everyday nature and told about life. Most often, they had a major tone and consisted of verses that alternated one after another to one melody or without it. The poems were written in the trochee style and were usually performed without the use of literary expressions. Very often they were satirical in nature and were an improvisation on a specific topic. Chastushkas are addressed to some person or a specific audience. They are usually performed in a semi-talkative, singsong manner.
There are ditties different types:
- with lyrical content on all sorts of topics. As a rule, these are four-line choruses;
- for dances - they have a special rhythm, they also consist of four lines, but they are shorter;
- type "Yablochko" - are of a love character and are more common in Ukraine;
- suffering - also belong to love, have two lines and are performed in a slow and drawn-out manner. They are distributed in Central Russia and in the Volga region;
- "Semenovna" - named after the image of a broken Russian woman, have two lines and a mournful rhythm of performance;
- "Matanya" - the name arose from the word with which the performers addressed their loved ones. Such a ditty is made in a four-foot trochee.
Examples of New Year's ditties
Recently, this genre of folk art is increasingly used in concerts, youth parties. They perfectly cheer up the participants, and make the holiday unforgettable.
Coming Soon New Year
Ride on a sleigh.
It's probably already
There is a knock on our window.
In the yard we have
Snowman with a whisk
Guards the dark night
He is our home from the wolf.
On the New Year, on the New Year
Nobody sleeps!
In every house old and young
The whole night is fun.
Oh winter, winter, winter
How many snowdrifts has piled!
People do not grieve -
Celebrates the New Year!
winter holiday New Year,
I love you the most!
The long-awaited fight of the Chimes
I won't sleep for anything!
Santa Claus for the New Year
There was another joker
He drank vodka in the cold,
And he sculpted Baba Snow.
Santa Claus I'm in a bag
I'll do a revision.
He was about to give
Whole division!
What does spruce look like
In the New Year on the carousel!
She has on all sides
Now a deer, then a horse, then an elephant,
And in a circle through the lights
They jump merrily.
Winter New Year's holiday,
I love you the most!
The long-awaited fight of the Chimes
I won't sleep for anything!
Happy New Year
I send you a warm HELLO!
I wish you all health
And live to be 100 years old!
Comic ditties
Santa Claus loved
And I forgot about my husband
And when I came home
He was already sitting with another!
Santa Claus in our village
Danced with Natasha.
And now I'll tell you guys
Natasha has snowmen.
I spent New Year
Sweet, but fun!
And now in my hut
The mouse hung itself from hunger!
I wished for a holiday
Caviar is a vigorous mother,
I ate sandwiches
I will remember a year!
Santa Claus got drunk drunk
And snores under the tree
And the Snow Maiden to Demyan
She ran away to goof off.
New year is coming
All will be subservient.
Again surprises will bring
Putin with deputies.
Don't break, TV
We ask you kindly.
In the New Year we are waiting for a surprise -
Peña Kolya Baskov.
My Favorite Olivier
Pig loves it
After every party
The pigs eat him.
Santa Claus brought us in a bag
The book "Kama Sutra".
Husband didn't go to work...
Didn't notice the morning.
I danced and danced
And, dancing, lost her way.
Santa Claus is so good
I fell in love with him!
Choruses for adults
Like a Snow Maiden with white cheeks
I kissed until the morning -
Didn't run away, didn't send
Didn't melt! Hooray!
My dear does not come to me
It's only promised.
With the Snow Maiden under the tree
Meet every day!
Old Santa Claus,
Sticking to the Snow Maiden.
Brought her to tears
Sneaked up to the skirt.
Come on guys in the house
Let's have fun
Let's drink vodka, then
You can also get married.
Cab I was young
Cab I was frisky -
I would dance on the table
And I would climb on the tree!
Rehashings in the Year of the Pig
The hand of the giver does not fail.
Our Pig is generous. And while
She will have something to give you,
She will always help.
May your soul live
Alone with myself
Then you are in the swine year
Don't be a pig.
Noble Pig is good,
She has such a delicate soul!
So gallant, gentle and modest,
She is defenseless and trusting.
We wish everyone who works
Generous earthly joy.
Will be the owner in the year of the Pig
With chop and ham!
In the New Year I wish you
Put a pig on the enemies -
Let them think, cry
Let them not be pigs in the future!
Let there be a little pig
For happiness and success is generous.
Let her bring it on her back
A bag of love, good luck and kindness!
The Pig is dearest to us,
An evil blizzard is not terrible with her either.
Our Pig is not only smart,
She is a storehouse of various virtues.
There are bright toys on the Christmas tree.
Window - in patterns of ice,
May this year of the Eastern Piggy
You will be lucky like never before!
Love will come suddenly
The pig will be even happier.
The year will be marked with luck,
No one lives like this.
Someone in antiquity came up with.
To Pig Mascot
Bringing good luck to the house
And the coins are in your pocket!
New Year's ditties for children
Put your ears on top
Listen carefully
New Year's ditties
Let's sing for you diligently.
The new year is already in a hurry
Santa Claus sleeps so sweetly.
We have drops on the street,
As spring rings all day.
Wake up Santa Claus
You brought the guys to tears.
It's time for you to get up
Blizzards, blizzards to release.
Here come the blizzards
They swirled and sang.
Soon New Year's Eve
Santa Claus is coming!
New Year is knocking on the door
Snowstorms sing outside the window.
Snow on the street creaks
Santa Claus is in a hurry.
Vova, Tanya and Marinka
Catching snowflakes in the yard.
Kolya opened his mouth wider
And I caught snowflakes.
Everyone at the Christmas tree frolic
And they sing and have fun.
Only Kolya only hisses
He lies with angina.
Busy in our house
Everyone is festively dressed
Father Frost hurry up go
I'll give you candy.
I'm not afraid of frost
I'm going to walk quickly
I will wear boots
After all, I'm not small anymore.
Today's New Year's holiday
Time is moving forward.
Spread your gifts
Limousine Frost takes.
We sang ditties to you
Is it good or bad
We only ask you
Whatever, you patted us.
Drink, children, have fun,
round dance song,
Don't spare your connections
On New Year's Eve.
Sing, kids, have fun
See off the Old Year.
Let it be stronger on the street
Vaska the cat is having fun.
We made a snowman
All passers-by love it.
He's so used to the cold
And famous among the people.
New Year is knocking on the window
On the way, the trio rushes,
The bells are ringing,
Winter holiday for children.
All garlands sparkle
Christmas tree.
The song dance kindles
Russian traditional.
We celebrate the New Year
at our school every year.
We sing songs together
We walk happily.
This holiday is a miracle!
You won't find more fun!
Minus - that guests come,
Plus - that you don’t go to kindergarten.
Two aunts hooted:
Well, dare! Come on buddy!
Open your mouth soon
Tell us a poem!
I blush, I sweat
I want to tell them:
“I don’t want and I can’t
I, aunts, amuse you!”
Since I can't write...
Mom writes for now.
"Santa Claus, come soon
I, please, a puppy!”
Early in the morning out of bed
Got out with grief in half,
Looked under the branches of a spruce -
The cubes were there!
Of course I understand -
I need to learn letters.
Only on a holiday I wish
Still get a puppy.
Well, dad in a wolf mask
Curled up to
What the tree could not stand
And fell on him!
We swept the needles
How many "holiday" troubles!
Someone flopped into pieces,
Cool holiday - New Year!
I sit on the sled
I boldly roll from the hill,
Let it be white from the snow
But what a bold one!
Yes! On the tree of toys
You and I cannot be counted.
Only our caretaker knows for sure
How many are on the tree
He grew to my eyebrows,
He climbed into my boots.
They say he is Santa Claus,
And naughty like a little one.
Near the Christmas tree with us
Games, dances, songs.
Dear, good New Year,
There is no you more wonderful!
Happy New Year,
New Years greetings!
I wish mom and dad
To live up to a hundred years!
Santa Claus slept in bed
I got up, ringing icicles:
Where are you, blizzards and snowstorms?
Why don't you wake me up?
Winter New Year's holiday,
I love you the most!
The long-awaited fight of the Chimes
I won't sleep for anything!
AT kindergarten my
We'll go to the matinee
And for Santa Claus
Let's sing a song together.
We are not afraid of frost
We don't care about the blizzard!
Us from a walk to kindergarten
Do not lure with a roll!
Our Santa Claus with a beard,
With lush mustache
But as a young guy
Dancing with us.
Everywhere the trees sparkled -
In bright stars the whole country.
For the guys and in this room
The miracle tree is lit.
New Year's Carnival
Serpentine bright light
Even sent to adults
Hello from childhood!
Near the house, at the rink
I made a snowman
Made a nose out of a carrot
Got Santa Claus.
Frozen Santa Claus
winter patterns,
We don't have to buy
Curtains on the windows.
Santa Claus his picture
We left on the glass.
We will draw with skates -
Santa Claus on the river.
At the Snow Maiden to the floor,
The braid has already grown.
As I walked down the corridor
The floor was swept with a scythe.
We chose ourselves
Christmas tree at the market.
Bought a three meter
Needle to needle.
I skated to school
On skates and answered -
Hurry up your boots
After all, I did not take it with me!
In our hall there is noise and laughter,
The singing doesn't stop.
Our tree is the best!
There is no doubt about this.
Circling, circling in a round dance
Snow beauties.
dance blizzard
We all love it!
Miracle-miracle-miracles!
In the hall, the Christmas tree is beautiful!
In sequins, everything and everything in toys,
With a star on top
In this room, in this room
The kids are funny
Something stopped clapping, -
Sing a new ditty!
I got up early today.
She ran straight to the tree.
Thank you, Santa Claus
What gifts he brought me!
Santa Claus brought gifts
He squints his eyes at me.
Who has a quarter deuce,
It thumps terribly.
The New Year is knocking at the door!
It's a holiday - no matter where!
Only to those who believe in miracles
He comes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Earlier letters to Santa Claus
Ah, the snowmen!
And now he gets
sms and calls!
I molded from plasticine
White snowman.
Grandma won't stay
No gift from granddaughter!
I am a cheerful Snow Maiden,
I'll play hide and seek with you.
But I'm afraid to drink tea -
I melt from the hot.
That's how Santa Claus -
Freeze everyone seriously.
Look at the guys
Like icicles, everyone is standing.
Tumbling snowman
A whole day in a snowdrift.
The whole snowdrift stuck to him,
The snowman is huge.
It's snowing, it's snowing
Soon, soon the New Year
Santa Claus will come to us
Bring gifts to everyone.
Santa Claus rides on a troika
The bells are ringing.
The heart starts beating
On this holiday, the guys.
We sang ditties to you,
Meeting the New Year!
And now they would like to sit at the table -
Have some tea!
Folk festivals rarely do without ditties, because ditties are enthusiasm, fun, songs and dances. New Year holidays not an exception. Someone comes up with beautiful and unusual costumes someone comes up with New Year's scenes and games, riddles about the New Year, about winter or funny teasers. We offer you interesting New Year's ditties - funny and mischievous, funny and playful. Happy New Year to you!
This is how Santa Claus
Freeze everyone seriously.
Look at the guys
Like icicles, everyone is standing.
***
I sit on the sled
I boldly roll from the hill,
Let it be white from the snow
But what a bold one!
***
Oh, and the Frost pinches,
Old bully.
Irishka on her cheeks
Two poppies bloomed.
(I. Ageeva)
***
Grandma made me a suit
white bunny,
I forgot to give carrots
Little boy.
***
Listening to Santa Claus
voiced ditties,
Gave to all the children
Sound crackers.
(I. Ageeva)
***
Near the house, at the rink
I made a snowman
Made a nose out of a carrot
Got Santa Claus.
***
Dad put on a suit for me
Spiderman.
Couldn't look back
I'm hanging from the ceiling.
***
With mom dressed up the Christmas tree,
And the lights were on.
There will be my Christmas tree
The most beautiful!
***
On the New Year, on the New Year
Nobody sleeps!
In every house old and young
The whole night is fun.
(I. Ageeva)
***
In my kindergarten
We'll go to the matinee
And for Santa Claus
Let's sing a song together.
***
The troika rushes, the troika jumps,
And on it a cart of gifts.
The bells are ringing - which means
Santa Claus is coming!
(E. Nikiforova)
***
I got up early today.
She immediately ran to the tree.
Thank you, Santa Claus
What gifts he brought me!
***
We are all our toys
Decorated a Christmas tree.
She has no free
Not a single needle!
(I. Ageeva)
***
Grandma made me a suit
white bunny,
I forgot to give carrots
Little boy.
***
Christmas tree paws
Hold candles firmly.
Santa Claus will light them for us
New Year's Eve!
(I. Ageeva)
***
Happy New Year,
New Years greetings!
I wish mom and dad
To live up to a hundred years!
***
In our hall there is noise and laughter,
The singing doesn't stop.
Our tree is the best!
There is no doubt about this.
Our Santa Claus with a beard,
With lush mustache
But as a young guy
Dancing with us.
What are you, Santa Claus,
Are you checking your chair?
Is it for your grandchildren?
So you don't trust?
(I. Ageeva)
***
The New Year is knocking at the door!
It's a holiday - no matter where!
Only to those who believe in miracles
He comes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
***
Look Santa Claus
Festively dressed.
He brought us gifts
Gingerbread, sweets.
I am a cheerful Snow Maiden,
I'll play hide and seek with you.
But I'm afraid to drink tea -
I melt from the hot.
***
Snow covered again
All roads, trails.
So Grandpa is in a hurry
On a frosty trio!
***
New Year is coming -
I'll dress bright!
Santa Claus will come to me -
With him a bag of gifts!
***
Coming Soon New Year
Ride on a sleigh.
It's probably already
There is a knock on our window.
(I. Ageeva)
***
Yes! I am Santa Claus -
waist-length beard.
Brought gifts for everyone
Yes, from the North Pole!
Meet the kids
Meet adults!
This is my granddaughter
Snowy, frosty!
***
Near the Christmas tree with us
Games, dances, songs.
Dear, good New Year,
There is no you more wonderful!
(I. Ageeva)
***
Children lead a round dance,
They clap their hands.
Hello hello,
New Year! You are so good!
(T. Melnikova)
***
Circling, circling in a round dance
Snow beauties.
dance blizzard
We all love it!
(I. Ageeva)
***
Carnival! Carnival!
I gathered everyone in the hall today.
Here are Pierrot and Pinocchio,
Karabas and Cipollino.
The wolves dance, the rabbits dance,
Leshy and Yaga are dancing.
Who is under the mask in this room -
You will hardly know.
Only at our carnival
Miracle happens:
Cats and mice dance
The wolves are smiling!
(I. Ageeva)
***
Give us, Santa Claus,
And skating rinks, and slides!
Turn us, Santa Claus,
"Twos" all in "five"!
(I. Ageeva)
***
I danced under the tree
And stomped her feet
I plucked gingerbread from the branches
And ate the candy!
***
Santa Claus is walking with a knapsack
Children jump under the tree.
Gives gifts to everyone
Have fun and sing.
***
Let's jump like rabbits
Stomp like bears.
Let them rejoice too
Lower neighbors!
***
We celebrate the New Year
at our school every year.
We sing songs together
We walk happily.
***
Winter New Year's holiday,
I love you the most!
The long-awaited fight of the Chimes
I won't sleep for anything!
(I. Ageeva)
***
Dancing with us.
Everyone is making a snowman
Mom is looking for Igor.
Where is my son? Where is he?
Rolled into a snowball.
***
In our hall noise and laughter
The singing doesn't stop.
Our tree is the best!
There is no doubt about this.
Children lead a round dance,
They clap their hands.
Hello, hello New Year!
You are so good!
Outside the window, a flock of snowflakes
They also lead a round dance.
Saying goodbye to the old year,
We are celebrating the New Year.
(T. A. Melnikova)
The New Year brings with it a long-awaited holiday spirit, embracing adults and children alike. According to tradition, it is during the New Year celebrations that we most often go to visit, host relatives and friends. A generously set table and a warm company are conducive to a fun pastime - reciting poems and toasts, singing and dancing. So, many learn cool funny ditties for the New Year in order to “warm up” the general mood with incendiary couplets. In our collection you will find a lot of cool ditties on New Year theme- for young children and schoolchildren 9 - 10 years old. In addition, we have selected several interesting options, converted into an "adult" way for a corporate party. We are sure that with such funny ditty songs, the New 2019 Year of the Pig (Boar) will be bright and unforgettable.
Since ancient times, ditties have been considered a traditional part of folk festivals and home feasts - funny couplets-quatrains were usually sung to the balalaika or accordion. Such cheerful rhyming lines invariably cause delight and a desire to start dancing. On the eve of the New 2019 Year of the Pig (Boar), many people remember this genre of folk art - when writing a script children's matinee, holiday at school or corporate party for adults. We bring to your attention cool New Year's ditties, the texts of which are easy to remember and learn for the upcoming celebrations. Of course, the main character of ditties will be Yellow Earth Pig- patroness of 2019.
A selection of cool ditties for the New Year 2019
Year of the Pig congratulates us
Wishing you happiness and joy!
Send us a cheerful hello,
To live for many years!
Let luck come to the house
And finances are in our pocket!
And may all our tasks
The Pig-talisman will decide!
Someone in antiquity came up with.
To Pig Mascot
Bringing good luck to the house
And coins - in your pocket!
Let there be a little pig
For happiness and success is generous.
Let her bring it on her back
A bag of love, good luck and kindness!
There are bright toys on the Christmas tree.
Window - in patterns of ice,
May this year of the Eastern Piggy
You will be lucky like never before!
New funny ditties for the New Year 2019 for children
In honor of the New Year, children's matinees are held with Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden, presenting sweet gifts. Before receiving a traditional bag of sweets and tangerines, the child must read a verse or sing a song. So, funny ditties for the New Year - 2019 for kindergarten and younger children school age It is best to choose in advance in order to properly rehearse the performance. Each of the options below for ditties learns easily and quickly, and their content is sure to bring a smile to everyone present. New modern ditties on the theme of the New Year will make children's holiday cheerful and incendiary.
Variants of funny children's ditties about the New Year
Ah, winter, winter, winter,
Russian beauty,
You drove us all crazy
We love winter!
We composed ditties
Everyone tried.
Listen, Santa Claus,
And don't be offended!
Santa Claus brought gifts
He squints his eyes at me.
Who has a quarter of a three,
It thumps terribly.
Dear Santa Claus,
Bring a cart of gifts!
Soon the Pig will come to us,
Let's stand together in a round dance!
Sea, sun and tablets,
All the guys love it!
May the Pig be kind
And will give us all this soon.
Funny ditties for schoolchildren for the New Year 2019
All schoolchildren are looking forward to the winter holidays to go sledding and skating, play snowballs and hockey with friends. However, first, New Year's "trees" will be held in schools - as a rule, this is a cheerful noisy masquerade ball with the participation of children different ages. If you decide to surprise Santa Claus and classmates with an original number, we suggest learning funny ditties for the New Year 2019. Simple and cheerful, such rhyming lines will give a positive charge and create a special atmosphere inherent in this kind and magical holiday. Our collection of funny New Year's ditties designed for schoolchildren aged 9-10 - however, younger children can easily master the texts.
Collection of funny ditties for the school New Year
The Christmas tree freezes in the snow,
Crying: “I can’t take it anymore.
To the kids in the school hall
I'll ask for the carnival!
Here come the blizzards
They swirled and sang.
Soon New Year's Eve
Santa Claus is coming!
Twos in our diaries
We won't let you get through
We promise Santa Claus
Try all year.
Like a tree has a top,
So our class sings ditties.
Cheerful our school people,
It won't disappear for anything.
New Year is knocking on the window
On the way, the trio rushes,
The bells are ringing,
Winter holiday for children.
Funny ditties for the New Year - 2019 for an adult corporate party
With the approach of December, a series of New Year's corporate parties is coming, which have managed to become part of office life in many companies. Glasses of sparkling champagne, incendiary dances and competitions - the corporate program offers a lot of interesting things! We tried to collect the funniest ditties for the New Year - 2019 for adults to bring a special touch of humor and fun to the traditional course of the holiday. In the form of funny funny ditties, you can voice a congratulation, a table toast, or just make a good joke among colleagues. In connection with the upcoming holidays, we suggest preparing funny ditties with jokes from our collection - choose and sing!
A collection of funny ditties for the New Year's corporate party
We had a year at work
overwork,
And today we don't mind
Relax a little!
Pig sends us all a bow,
Starting your year.
He will be full of happiness
I wish it all.
A holiday is not everyday life for you!
Together in protest we
Let's collectively forget
About test reports!
To us to a generous table,
Pig came in the New Year.
I wished for order
Happiness, joy, prosperity.
The entire department of IT specialists -
Do not be kinder to traffic cops.
Do not pour them a stack -
Buttons won't show.
New Year's converted ditties for a corporate party for the Year of the Pig (Boar)
A corporate party in honor of the New Year is always a fun, incendiary event with a lot of jokes and gags. So, for the script, you can pick up ditties, converted from famous songs to a festive New Year's motive. Such funny ditties-alterations in a collective performance or "solo" will cheer up everyone - not only colleagues, but also the authorities. Here you will find a selection of the best themed ditties for a corporate party for the Year of the Pig (Boar). You just have to choose the appropriate options and learn for the upcoming New Year's party - fun and laughter to you!
Well, what the hell!
Funny funny ditties for the New Year is a great way to unbanally congratulate relatives, friends or work colleagues on the occasion. On our pages you will find a festive selection of new funny New Year's ditties with jokes and humor for children preschool age and children 9-10 years old. If you have a corporate party in honor of the New 2019 Year of the Pig (Boar), we recommend a choice of funny converted ditties - funny couplets for adults. Happy New Year 2019!
Chastushki for the New Year of the Mouse in 2020 are very popular with young and middle-aged people. These easy-to-remember verses will make a close pleasant company laugh. A special effect of ditties is produced by people dressed in funny costumes. Men dressed as women, and vice versa, singing comic ditties, make you laugh heartily.
Comic New Year's ditties help to relax, join the company, for someone - to remember youth. Funny ditties from your lips - and you are the soul of any company!
New Year of the Rat (Mouse)
Adults
I will run away in the year of the Rat,
I'll hide in a dark hole.
I'll go on a diet
I love to eat very much!
2
You call me mouse
And I will turn into a rat.
I'm in the Rat year, my love
From you at all trudge!
3
Become the Rat King
Don't forget to buy me
A cool wheelbarrow, an apartment,
And something else!
4
The mouse was considered gray
They said: nothing
In the year of the Rat they broke off,
I will avenge you with the king!
5
I don't grieve in the year of the Rat
And I'm getting married.
After all, this New Year
They called me to the registry office, here!
children
And I'm so small
I'll hide in a mink, I'm any,
I will live with the Rat
And wait for gifts!
2
I met Santa Claus
And I told a poem
Grandpa was surprised
Turned me into a mouse!
3
And they gave me the Rat,
Only the cell was not handed over.
The guests saw the Rat
Together they fainted!
4
And I got two
And I hid my diary
The rat took him
I'm not guilty!
5
I know a boy
Put the Rat in the bag,
It's so original
He offered to be my friend!
New Year of the Pig
1. Oh, the guys grunted,
They sleep under the tree.
That's why they sit bored
Girls on the side.
2. The year of the pig is coming,
You look, don't let me down.
Give us lard with meat,
It will be just a fairy tale!
3. My husband got screwed
Sticks to a neighbor.
Let her cook now
And he washes his socks.
4. Piggy will be a year,
All the people rejoice.
Because he loves to eat
And of course lie down.
5. The year of the pig is coming,
Someone will immediately go into a binge.
Well, we don't drink, we eat,
Because we want to live!
New Year of the Dog
1. Don't bark at me
dear wife,
That I drank two liters
Holiday celebrating.
2. I sit at home on a chain,
I don't even walk.
I put on curlers
I'm looking forward to the holiday.
3. The year of the dog is coming,
Dissatisfied red cat.
After all, the owner will be a dog,
So the cat hung his nose.
4. In the year of the dog, we wish
People don't dog
To be alone
You didn't have to mess around.
5. Soon the holiday, the New Year,
My bulldog is happy
I'll make cold
Well, the bones are all for him!
Chastushki for the New Year about the Rooster and the Hen (for adults)
1. Girls go for a walk
painted chickens,
Suitors go to look for
Little fools!
2. Mom, mom, let go
To dear Petrushka,
He stands next to the fence
He froze his ears.
3. Tyatya flooded the bath,
He poured boiling water into a barrel,
Come take a steam bath
To not grow old!
4. Petya-Petya-Cockerel,
butter head,
Let us, dear, sleep,
Don't take your throat!
5. I'm in a chicken hem
Brought bread
Looked at the knees
Because of the fence Glebushka!
6. My grandmother scolded me:
I went on a date...
Says: You Manya - a fool,
You are dumber than our chickens...
7. Cockerel, Cockerel,
Don't fly up to the stack.
Sweethearts are kissing
Young boy and girl.
8. We cooked chicken soup,
Don't forget to salt.
I saw this rooster
And he ran at full speed!
9. Ryaba sat on the nest,
What a caring lady.
And the rooster walked around.
He cleaned his feathers, washed his paws.
10. It's snowing outside.
Our rooster is singing.
New Year he calls
He escorts the old man away.
11. New Year's time,
It's time for the chickens to sleep.
And the cock does not give them
Everyone bawls, but sings!
12. I'm out the window to my beloved
Threw a snowball
To go out on the porch
Sweet little friend!
13. We sang ditties to you
Started to crow
Because Happy New Year
Very puzzled!
Funny ditties for the New Year
Wearing a new year's dress
The most decent
Even the darling told me
How pretty I am!
Into the new year, into the new year
Borka comes to me.
He says he loves me
Well, I'm the opposite.
my dear kissed me
In the field, on the hillside.
Even red with shame
It became a Christmas tree.
New year, new year
People are already drunk.
Yes, and I'm not without sin,
I drank beer in the morning.
Thank you all for your attention
You had fun
Let's say goodbye!
We will leave you now!
New Year's ditties for the Year of the Rooster(for adults part 1)
We will sing ditties for you
Kids, cover your ears.
You have gathered not in vain,
You know, our pepper is red.
How the snowman was blinded
My girlfriend and I are smart!
In a jacket, in a cap and glasses,
And between the legs - a carrot!
You were waiting for me at the viburnum,
Two hours on the snowdrift
Mom didn't let me
Get out even to the porch.
I ordered myself by mail
boat made of rubber
And came as a gift to me
Rubber Zina.
What can I give to my dear?
Breaking my head...
Should I buy her a bra?
Yes, I don't know the size.
N y and good gifts
Valerka handed me:
Electrodes - not for welding,
Instead of fireworks!
Chastushki for the New Year(for adults part 2)
New Year's Eve together -
It's romantic.
What will we do in the New Year -
It's indecent to tell you.
I bought gifts for everyone -
I didn't forget anyone.
Sweetness - for children, the elderly.
Panties with polka dots - for men.
In the New Year, in the New Year
The boss comes to me.
Your short report
Into my big report of vanities.
I'm getting ready
For New Year's Eve
sexy lingerie
Dressed the same evening.
Everything is ready at the doctors
New Year's Eve
Shine with a bright light
From hemorrhoids candles.
I put it in ata in a bra,
To surprise my husband.
Well, he himself - potatoes,
So as not to upset me.
New Year's ditties for adults(part 3)
M already went to the party,
The boyfriend will come to me ...
Could not open the fly -
All down the drain New Year.
We are Ural dumplings
Only on New Year's Eve.
How they bored us
Those Ural dumplings.
Christmas lights
Christmas trees, gifts...
Even sex on New Year's Eve
Very very bright!
The long-awaited is coming
Miracle holiday New Year,
Everybody's missing something
Someone is always waiting for happiness.
I'm waiting for Santa Claus -
rich groom,
He will give without question
My fur coat is shaggy.
And my girlfriend is Katya
Waiting for a gift boldly
That the car will be rolled to her
For a couple of thousand euros.
I'm not afraid of the cold
Let at least minus thirty-five!
Let me drink a glass of vodka
And I will rock!
We are simple girls,
Don't get used to the cold.
Quickly put on boots
And let's go for a walk.
We were preparing for the holiday:
Oh and tired...
Well, our men
Already drunk in the morning.
Ditties by profession(professional)
Doctors on New Year's Eve
No one gives rest:
Who is trying to give birth
Who toils with gastritis!
In the military unit forty-eight
New Year is blowing in full
The commander became Santa Claus,
And Snegurka is a political officer.
In se they celebrate the New Year,
I'm spinning the wheel
Can abandon his tractor
And have a drink?
New Year's students
Drunk people walk
And the teacher is under the table
Notebooks are checked...
Happy New Year to the economist
It is necessary to meet the "three hundred" -
Economically set the table:
Half a loaf and kefir.
New Year - favorite holiday
For all the people
Only again toastmaster
Something sad...
From the table covered on the counter,
The aprons have been corrected
So beloved New Year
The salespeople did it!
Political ditties
It's hard to work in the Duma,
Much easier shopping in TSUM.
From a heavy priest, honestly,
Cracked leather chair.
Life in our country is stable,
Everything goes its own way:
Demographics are getting lower
And inflation is rising.
Don't understand the bear bees,
When paw climbs into honey,
So full and never
All the hungry will not understand.
Very satisfied with tariqi,
Pensions are growing!
Effective taxes
The state is ripping us off.
To the crisis of the banking system
We, the people, don't care.
There are potatoes in the garden
This is where we live.
We congratulate you on the New Year
Prime Minister Medvedev hurried:
New Year gifts
In November, he gave it to everyone.
We sang ditties to you,
We are tired and sweaty
I expect applause from you
And of course the compliments!
